It won’t come as a great surprise, but 85% of us admit to constantly checking our mobile phones – with three quarters of us admitting we actually sleep next to them. 1 in 10 even admit to having a full-blown addiction. Eek. But there’s always been one place the phone just can’t intrude – and that’s in the bedroom, during that hallowed time of getting jiggy with your loved one, right? Well, yes. Until now that is...
A new poll by Harris Interactive has just revealed that 1 in 10 of
us use our phones during sex. Yeah, you heard me, DURING SEX.
Considering the average Brit has sex less than seven times a month,
isn’t it kind of sad that we’re choosing to interrupt such a fun,
special time by taking a blimmin’ phone call? I mean, let’s look at the
facts: the average sex session lasts six minutes. Surely there can’t be
that many urgent calls/text messages/Snapchat convos that can’t wait a
paltry SIX MINUTES? But hey, let’s not jump to conclusions here. Maybe
some of these people are just getting on board with technology in
excitingly kinky and inventive ways, non? What if instead of ruining
their sex sessions by answering their smarphones mid-session, they’re
actually improving them? Perhaps some of these couples are just taking
the odd saucy snap on their iPhone or recording a fruity little video to
watch back later (with, I trust, their partner’s full consent)? I mean,
there are even apps designed specifically for the very purpose of
improving your sex life after all. Heard of ‘Passion’? It’s an app
designed purely to judge you during sex. I’m not even joking. According
to the makers, the iPhone application gives you a rating out of ten
after you’ve done the deed (in case you’re wondering, they base scores
mostly on movement and noise). Could it be that some of these couples
are just choosing to creatively spice up their lovemaking instead of
interrupting it? Could it? Could it? *hopeful face*
What can’t be denied however, is that 12% of people surveyed
admitted their smartphone was actually interfering with their
relationship in general. Now this is a different kettle of fish
altogether surely. A quick glance at your mobile to check you’re not
uber-late to that important meeting mid-romp (whilst I don’t agree with
it personally) is something entirely different to actually letting a
phone ruin your entire relationship – with a HUMAN BEING. Personally, I
think it’s all one big slippery slope. If you’re distracted enough to
answer your phone during sex or reply to a text, then chances are your
heart’s probably not really in it in the first place. The same goes for
constantly texting while you’re with somebody or playing Diamond Dash on
your special ‘date night’. It’s just not cool. So my advice is to put
the phone down and if you do find yourself absent-mindedly
checking Facebook or playing Farmville when your other half’s putting
the moves on? I suggest you take a look, hard look at your relationship.
Or downgrade to a Nokia 8210 or 3310. They’re way less addictive.
Are guilty...its time you STOP!...and get the FIRE on!..put it on him..babe..winked
Have a wonderful...BARKA DA SALLAH
Yours' Ever
The BISHOP
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