Saturday 19 July 2014

SHOCKER! Fed-Up Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing All The Times She Denied Him Sex!

 


A Reddit user throwwwwaway29 has a husband, and her husband is fed up!! Dude is so fed up that yesterday, he sent his wife an email that contained the spreadsheet you will see below. The spreadsheet had details of ALL the times she has denied him sex since June.

The wife explains, via Deadspin:
Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone.  
Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 "attempts" on his part.
How cool is this, please? See the spreadsheet below...

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