TONTO DIKEH And SOLID STAR Are In Sizzling Romance

Solidstar has always had a crush on Tonto Dikeh but he didn’t know about her also loving his songs, her favourite: Omotena. 



They hit it off as friends. They hangout at each others crib and when Tonto broke things with her ex, things got speed up and he asked her out.

They’ve been dating for almost 2 months now. Solidstar loves her so much that he even goes to visit her when she is at a movie location shooting.

They are so fond of each other and are deeply in love. Beautiful!
Source: Naij

EX-BEAUTY QUEEN...NIKE OSHINOWO...MEN WHO HAVE DATED AND DUMPED HER!

Sweet and Sumptuous Ex-Beauty Queen, Nike Oshinowo, may soon give up on love. And in case you are wondering why, the reason is this: LOVE HAS NOT BEEN FAIR TO HER! Ever since she strolled into our consciousness in 1989, after winning the crown as the Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria, she has been jumping in and out of relationships.
*KAMAL BOUSTANI: Mr. Boustani is a Lebanese businessman based in Lagos, Nigeria. Owner of Planet 44, Double 4 and K’s Place (all on the Island), the hairy dude who enjoys chopping cigar and rocking life had a wondrously rollicking time with Nike before they parted ways, leaving the shrewd guy with no other option than to marry a fellow Lebanese leaving a heart-broken Nike to continue with her love voyage.
*WADE CHERNAYKO: Another white guy who stole Nike’s heart. They were reportedly hooked up by billionaire businessman, Tunde Folawiyo and dated for years before going their separate ways and pursing other love interests.
*ATIKU ABUBAKAR: Though unconfirmed, Nike and Nigeria’s former Vice-President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar were also paired as lovers. This was sometime in 2002, but nothing came out of it eventually.
*OBA ONILADO:  Son of the former Oba of Lagos, HRH Adeyinka Oyekan. The squint-eyed traditional ruler (Oba Mobolade Oyekan) who even conferred a chieftaincy title on Nike had his name mentioned in the time past as one of the ex-queen’s alleged lovers.
*TUNDE SOLEYE: The man who just severed romantic ties with Nike. Soleye a trained medical doctor. Equally a businessman and socialite, many had thought that their union would be forever. Initially married to Funmi with whom he had three children, people are now speculating that with his separation from Nike, she may never try love again. 59 this year, the bearded and bespectacled Cross Bearer whose father owns the popular Duro Soleye Hospital on Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos has always had it easy with women.

Yours' Lovingly \

The BISHOP

WOMEN ONLY!.....7 THINGS YOUR MAN MUST NOT KNOW!

Ladies, I know trust is the number one thing in relationships and that open and honest communication is needed to have a successful and meaningful one. While this may hold true in the overall sense of love and happiness there are times when honesty isn’t always the best practice.
Let’s be real, men cannot handle sticky situations like we do. They are a lot more sensitive than women when it comes to bruising their ego and they often have a difficult time being phony or straight-faced when it comes to pretending they don’t know the truth about something or someone. This is why it’s important for you to know what not to tell your man, no matter how much you love him.

1) How you really feel about his mother
Never, ever, ever tell your man what you really think about his mother. His mother just may be conniving, manipulative, sneaky or whatever but his mother is second to God (maybe before) in his life. So no matter how real you want to keep it, never keep that part real.


2) Your friends business
Ladies, I can’t tell you how many times we fall into this trap of getting so close to our man that we start to share the juicy gossip stories about our friends. This is never a good idea. Men are hardwired to only hear the facts so they are not going to understand that your girl Susie is painting the town red with every eligible bachelor because she is trying to take her mind off of her breakup heartache. He is only going to conclude that your friend is ‘loose’. Plus men often times have a bad memory and forget that what you told him was a secret and may ask your friend “how is your xyz going”.



3) You hated the gift he gave you
Like I mentioned before, men are very sensitive especially when they are trying to please you. If he buys you a gift that you absolutely hate, fake it! Tell him that you love it and you appreciate his thoughtfulness. I know this may be hard to do with a smile but trust me it will be worth it in the long run.

4) Confess that you lied? Hell No!!!
I know this sounds contradicting, but under no circumstances should you confess that you lied about something. It will only make you look bad and the situation worse. Men want to believe that everything that comes out of their woman’s mouth is the sweet honest truth. Let’s please keep it that way.


5) His friends are losers
You’re probably right if you think his boys are 100% losers. But those are his boys for a reason and if they are indeed no good in due time he will figure it out and realize he’s out grown them.


6) The real reason you broke up with your ex
He really doesn’t need to know why you broke up with your ex-boyfriend. I know us ladies have a bad habit of telling too much when it comes to our past relationships. Your man does not need to know your last boyfriend cheated on you or that you cheated on him. Just say it didn’t work it out.


7) Who you ‘broke off’ on your ‘break up’
Sometimes couples break up and then get back together a few months later with this notion of putting everything on the table to start fresh. While this is great news there are something’s that should be kept in your back pocket like who you had a few rendezvous with while you were living the single life. All your man needs to know is that you spent your time reflecting on what went wrong in the relationship and getting to know yourself. He shouldn’t know you were getting to know Mike and Larry too.

WOMEN ONLY.....7 Habits of Women with Perfect Hair

Hair care secrets from real women with seriously perfect hair -- see what they do to maintain their shiny, strong, luxurious strands

Perfection: "freedom from fault or defect" or "an exemplification of supreme excellence." However you define it (we pulled those from definition queen bee, Merriam-Webster), it's something most of us strive for in various facets of our lives. And though perfectly healthy hair that is strong and shiny is an attribute we can't completely control, it doesn't necessarily stop us from aiming for perfection in this area. Because while hair texture and type is a "no return policy" gift from good old ma and pa, women that do possess perfect hair, must follow certain routines and practice healthy hair habits, don't you think?

Habit 1: Shampoo sparingly

Almost every woman talked to says they only shampoo and condition their hair every other day or two to three times a week.Says Derin a commentator.. her thick hair can only handle a washing every three to four days and "actually like[s] it best by the 2nd or 3rd day because it's weighted down enough!" she says. Reader Lindsay agrees claiming she only washes her hair every three days with gentle shampoos and conditioners that don't contain sulfates, which she says, "are good for my hair and the environment". Perfect-haired Holly declares she only uses shampoo twice a week. "I guess you could call that a secret, but it's widely known that if you wash it to much, it dries it out." If shampooing only twice a week will leave your hair an oily mess, fret not. Other perfect-haired women like Amanda say they wash it every other day which still protects it from being "dry or over-worked." she says. 

Habit 2: Switch up products

Many of the women surveyed said their secret is switching up their shampoo and conditioner so their hair never "gets used to the same one," says reader Holly. She changes up her shampoo and conditioners regularly just like perfect-haired Leylie and Jen, who like to "alternate between drugstore and salon products" says Jen. Sounds like variety isn't just the spice to life, but to hair as well.
The brands of shampoo and conditioners women with perfect hair touted over and over: 
over:
Pantene
Dove
Bumble and bumble
Aveda  

Habit 3: Go easy on the brushing

Surprisingly, most of the women we talked to said they rarely run a brush through their perfect hair. Whether or not that's why their strands are so perfect might warrant further investigation, but most claim to only use a comb, and only immediately after washing their hair in order to "avoid knots" from the shampooing process, says reader Leylie. Reader Aly says, "I actually never brush my hair, which come to think of it is a bit weird, but after that initial blow-out, it usually stays how I want it". Some, like reader Jen, even admitted to not even owning a brush. She says "I try my best to maintain volume by not brushing my hair." And for the few perfect-haired ladies that did own up to brushing, they all mentioned that they only use natural fiber brushes. 

Habit 4: Let hair dry naturally

Shiny, healthy and strong hair doesn't like heat styling, and the majority of women we talked to said they mostly let their hair dry naturally. Again, these women may just be blessed with a naturally amazing hair texture and therefore don't need to tame it with a blow dryer or flat iron, or they might actually have great hair because they don't subject it to damaging heat. It's hard to judge, but most, like reader Leslie, claim to let their hair "air-dry overnight in a bun" as they sleep. Others say they limit blow dry time to once a week and mostly use the coolest setting on their hair dryer like Christy who says she only touches a hairdryer when it is "set to cool ONLY". Some, like reader Leylie, also dry their hair "a bit with a diffuser," so they don't have to walk out the door with "sopping wet hair." 

Habit 5: Trim regularly

The easiest way to get rid of split ends is, of course, to just chop them off. Perhaps this is why women with perfect hair don't have any because most say they have their hair trimmed religiously -- every three months or even "every six weeks", like reader Leslie does. Those who can't make it to the hairdresser all the time take matters into their own hands and trim any split ends themselves, like reader Chrissy who says; "I just take Conair hair styling scissors and trim the ends myself." 

Habit 6: Only color hair when necessary

The majority of women with perfect hair say they either don't dye their hair at all or they do it infrequently. Reader Aly has never dyed her red hair for "fear of damage." And reader Leslie, who is thankful that her mother never let her dye her hair as a teen, says she's continued to "steer clear of dye" even as an adult: "my hair has a softness -- unlike the fried texture a lot of my friends' hair." Perfect-haired Amanda says that refusing to over-processing her hair is her main rule of thumb: "I'm 27-years-old and only for the first time this summer have I ever done any color treatments." 
 And for women with fabulous hair that do occasionally color treat their strands -- mostly do it only to cover grays or to add subtle highlights.

Habit 7: Eat well and take vitamins

A healthy diet rich in vitamins and nutrients will give you gorgeous hair 

Best regards

The BISHOP

FOR WOMEN ONLY!..7 Fast Ways to Get Perfect Skin

No time for facials and appointments with renowned dermatologists? These tips are all you need for amazing skin

 

TIP 1: Give your medicine cabinet an overhaul

When you have a ton of different skin care products staring at you from your medicine cabinet, it can start to feel too overwhelming. Instead of feeling bogged down by so many options, pare down your routine. Because despite what QVC might be telling you, you only need a few key items to keep your skin healthy. First, throw out any expired products. Next, toss any eye cream or moisturizer where the water has separated from the product and is resting on top -- this is a sign of a product that's lost its efficacy. Finally, trash (or donate) products you don't use on a daily basis or haven

 

TIP 2: Clean up your diet

If you want to spend less time fussing over your skin, your goal should be to have the healthiest skin possible. The easiest way to keep your skin healthy is to eat right and stay hydrated. That means drinking at least eight ounces of water a day and eating foods that are anti-inflammatory and contain lots of anti-oxidants. "Also, low glycemic index foods such as salads, bright red and green vegetables, omega 3 rich wild salmon, avocados, olive oil, and blueberries are great for your complexion." She adds that your skin is a projection of what is going on internally. 

TIP 3: Keep your a.m. routine super simple

Here's the simple, anti-aging skin care regimen Lancer and Perry recommend. It requires four products and takes about three minutes: 



Your a.m. routine:

Step 1: Cleanse with a non-soap cleanser (try Cetaphil Daily Facial Cleanser)

Step 2: Gently exfoliate (try Lancer Dermatology Polish)

Step 3: Prevent/correct with vitamin C and antioxidants (try SkinCeuticals C E Ferulic)


TIP 4: Make your p.m. routine even simpler

Your nighttime routine can be extremely simple, says Perry, and should include the following:



Step 1: Cleanse
Step 2: Correct/Repair with a retinoid (try Retin A from your dermatologist or RoC Retinol Correxion Deep Wrinkle Night Cream) 

TIP 5: Watch your sodium and protein intake

"I always tell my clients to watch what they eat when they eat when they are traveling or working a lot, as "salt reduction is critically important for healthy skin." Why? Salt decreases the water intake of your internal organs, and when your organs are dehydrated, they suck the water out of your skin and leave you with sallow, dry, cracked skin. So, if you're grabbing quick food while on the run, pay extra attention to nutritional labels. Protein intake is also essential for healthy, youthful skin. He recommends making protein about 40 percent of your dietary intake. Why? "Amino acids in the blood stream stimulate collagen and elastin production".

TIP 6: Baby your skin when you travel

If you travel a lot, it can take a toll on your skin. To help your complexion cope, don't wear makeup on the plane, says Perry. "It's also a good idea to pack a small tube of moisturizer in your carry-on and reapply throughout the flight," says Perry. And speaking of moisturizer, slather on a super-hydrating formula all over your body before your flight. After all, it's not just your face that gets parched at 30,000 feet. We love Vaseline Intensive Rescue Soothing Moisture Body Lotion with Chamomile.

TIP 7: Stash wipes in your nightstand

For those nights when you really are just too pooped to do the minimal p.m. skin care routine, keep a pack of cleansing wipes by your bed to remove makeup, excess dirt, and oil. Try multi-tasking wipes like Boots No7 Quick Thinking 4-in-1 Wipes, which cleanse, tone, and moisturize your skin. Going to bed with makeup on can clog pores and make your skin age faster.  
 Trust this helps.

Yours' Lovingly,

The BISHOP

WOMEN ONLY!....ORGASM!.... Secrets You Haven't Heard .

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WOMEN ONLY!...ULTIMATE SEX TIPS FROM PROFESSIONALS!

We asked the five leading sex experts in the Nigeria for their most frequently asked questions. Here, their answers about hooking up, kinky sex, taking charge in the bedroom, and more. Plus, get more steamy sex tips!

Q: How can I take charge in bed without bruising his ego and wrecking our sex life? 
A: Make your comments about the present and not the past. You'll get a better response from "Let's start doing fresh new things, so we don't get stuck in a routine," than from "What you've been doing isn't working."
Realize sometimes saying something isn't enough. When it comes to men, you need to demonstrate. Could that mean pulling out a vibrator, grabbing his hand, and showing him just where to put it? Definitely.
Or, you can take the approach of one woman I know. She had a hard time telling her boyfriend that she wanted him to spend more time on oral sex and that she wanted him to be gentler about it. So she woke up one morning and told him, "I had a sexy dream about you." He was like, "You did?" and she said, "Yeah, but I'm a little shy about telling you." Of course, he was really interested, so she described a whole dream in which he was doing exactly what she wanted him to do. It got the message across.
—Aderibigbe, Ph.D.

Q: My guy and I spend lots of time away from each other. How can we keep things hot?
 
A: Internet sex can keep you primed for each other. It can be as simple as IM'ing and creating sexual fantasies together to masturbating together. Now there's even "tele-dildonics": You plug your sex toy into your computer, and your boyfriend can log on to the Internet and control it for you remotely (or you can control his).
To make Internet sex work, you have to find the mode of communication you're both comfortable with. If you're visual, that might be a Webcam; if you're not, try audio (Yahoo! IM has an audio and video component). If you prefer writing, think about whether you'd rather flirt back and forth, build fantasies with IMs, or trade stories via e-mail.
One of the reasons Internet sex is great is that most people take more risks online. Once you can talk about sex on the Internet, you become better at bringing things up offline. Say you send an IM saying, "I've always had this fantasy about balloons in the bedroom." Your man might be thrilled his girlfriend is kinky. So the next time you bring up your fantasy in person, instead of giving you a strange look, he'll simply ask, "What color?"
—Regina, sex columnist

Q: How do I make anal sex more comfortable?
 
A: Anal sex isn't pleasurable for everybody. Most women I hear from who want to make it more comfortable are having anal sex just to make their boyfriends happy. Are you kidding? If it hurts and it's awful, the answer should be, "Hey, dickhead, we're not doing this anymore." I'm telling you: Stop it, ladies!
If you have pain, your body is telling you something. There will be medical consequences. In the short term, there's the risk of tears, fissures, and fistulas. But I'm much more concerned about the long term. Go talk to a 75-year-old woman sometime who hasn't had anal sex, and you'll see that as you age, the rectal area has tons of problems associated with it anyway. You can get hemorrhoids and abscesses, and the rectum can prolapse into the vagina or out of the anus — and that's without ever having anal sex. Yet you're setting yourself up for these things with this behavior! If you don't have pain with anal sex, then your body may be tolerating it, although you still run the risk of problems. I shudder to think what's going to happen to young women later on when they continue to have painful anal sex.
—Onuoha, M.D.

Q: My guy either can't get it up or orgasms too fast. How can I get some satisfaction?
 
A: You don't have to suffer just because your guy is having performance problems. As long as he's got fingers and a tongue, he can still make you happy. He should be using them anyway: 87 percent of women can reach orgasm by clitoral stimulation, while very few women are able to reach orgasm by traditional intercourse.
Never blame yourself for your partner's performance problems or think that you're not sexy enough. It's his problem, not yours. Let him deal with it, honey. You can absolutely talk about it, and very gently suggest that he go see a doctor and get it checked out. But you cannot be his sex therapist.
—Rita Johnson, R.N. .

Q: If I go home with a guy from a bar or a club, especially if I go to his home, is the expectation that we'll have sex?
 
A: About 90 percent of the time he hopes so, yes. And his expectation doesn't change whether you go to his place or to yours. Does it mean that you have to have sex with him? Absolutely not. Once you have an inkling that the two of you are going to do something physical, decide how far you're willing to go and stick to it.
And try to go to your place. I think it's easier for a man to insist on going further sexually on his own turf. If things get weird, you can kick him out. If that doesn't work, you know exactly where the telephone or baseball bat can be found. But most of all, you'll feel more comfortable at home, and, as a result, more confident and sexy.
—Irene, sex columnist

Kindly note that name could be a coincidence.We therefore apologize for any inconveniences this might cause.

Have a COLLABIC sunday and a WICKED week in bed ahead....winked.

Yours' Lovingly,

The BISHOP

 

HAVE YOU TRIED?....MAKING LOVE IN PUBLIC?...SEE THIS!

Having sex in public is freaking hot. Of course, there's always the risk of getting caught like a couple recently did in TBS at the Lagos Carnival (mortifying much?). That's why we came up with these risque moves—they're seriously sexy, with a low chance of getting caught. 

The Hood of Your Car

There's something about a chick on a car that really gets guys going. Drive somewhere secluded, pull over, and surprise him with hood sex. Hey, even if you're just in your garage, it's still hot.  

Against the Window

Rent a hotel room on a high floor with great views and have your guy pin you up against the windows. And if you haven't seen that, trust us—it's worth it.

 

 

At a Party

Sneak your guy into a closet or bathroom the next time you're at a friend's shindig and go for the gold. Hearing the voices of the other guests will give you both a huge adrenaline rush.

In Your Backyard

Fall is a great time of year to get it on outdoors. Pitch a tent and create a campground in your own backyard. Leave all connection to the outside world locked up in the house and get wild in your make-believe wilderness.

A Single-Stall Restroom

Go to a hotel bar that has a private bathroom, rather than one with a line of stalls. Warm him up by whispering dirty things into his ear, then stealthily lead him to the restroom—and make it speedy. Cocktail followed by a quickie? Yes, please

Your Bedroom

Want zero chance you'll get caught with the racy feeling of public sex? Transform your room into a naughty playhouse by positioning a mirror or two next to your bed. It'll feel like you're doing something wrong without getting caught. Plus, guys are very visually stimulated so being able to watch the action is a huge turn on.

A Home Gym

Ditto with this move: If your guy has gym equipment at home, sweat it out together (just make sure his roomies aren't around). An exercise bench has just the right amount of cushion and is perfect for a girl-on-top romp. Have him lie on his back, mount him, and use your legs to move up and down.  You can move up against a window if you want an even bigger thrill. He'll never be able to get through a workout again without thinking about all the dirty things you did there. 

Yours' Lovingly

The BISHOP

BLISS!...BEST new SEX...POSITIONS!

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Turning the Helm

While in the missionary position have him move up on his knees while he continues to thrust. Once he’s upright, he’ll pick up on one of your legs with one hand and then move it to the other, as if he’s turning the helm of a ship, until your on your side. For there he can maneuver you onto all fours. The beauty of this move is that it maintains fluidity during position transitions, and keeps you and your partner intimately connected. 

 

The Greyhound

Lay on the bed on your stomach with your legs spread out. Have him kneel between your legs and lift you by the hips until he’s able to enter you, keeping as much of your body on the bed as possible. In essence, your entire body is being stretched out for him and the elongated angel will tighten your vagina, proving a very snug fit. For add spice, try the Rocket Greyhound by adding a small vibrator to the mix.

The Sling

Stand and face each other, then slowly lift one leg until he can slide his arm underneath it to hold it in the air. He can raise or lower his arm to make this position as comfortable and pleasurable as possible for you. If you happen to be very flexible, he can raise you leg high, possibly to his shoulder, creating a very open pose. This position gives both of you the opportunity to stoke each other for a little extra stimulation.

The Wide Angle

Have him kneel in front of you then slowly sit on him, locking you’re legs around his back. Once he’s in position, lean back. He can support you by warping one of his arms around you, with the other he can stimulate you clitoraly. This position gives you more control of rhythm and speed than missionary and t gives him a great view of your breasts—a win-win for everyon

The Wheelbarrow

This an advanced position that works best when your already in the Marionette or Greyhound position. After he’s entered you from behind with his hands on your waist, have him life one of your legs—or both—and rest your hand or forearms on the floor. The Wheelbarrow is incredibly erotic as allows him you see all of you at once, but can be exhausting. We recommend only holding the position for a few, or the final few, thrusts.

 

Yours' LOVINGLY

THE BISHOP

WOMEN'S CONFESSIONS!.....4 Must-Try Sex Positions.

You on top? Him on top? On the floor? Outside? We asked women to give us the down and dirty about what gets them going every time. Here, four positively orgasmic sex positions to steal.

EVELYN, 26, EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT
FAVORITE POSITION: We’re standing. I face my boyfriend and wrap my legs around his torso. He puts his hands beneath my butt and lifts me up and down while thrusting into me. I call it “The Claw.”

WHAT MAKES IT SO HOT: I’m a very independent woman, but I occasionally love being dominated. My partner is in total control here—I don’t have to do a thing! It may be a physically demanding position for him, but it makes me feel virtually weightless— and totally orgasmic.

FUN PROP: The Claw is even more fun when you’re greased up, so slick yourselves down with Johnson’s Baby Oil Gel beforehand. But practice it dry a few times first so you don’t get hurt!

CHOIMA, 28, NURSE’S ASSISTANT/ NANNY
FAVORITE POSITION: I lie on my back with my legs over my boyfriend’s shoulders. He leans forward with his chest resting on the backs of my thighs and plunges in and out of me. I tend to make a lot of noise, so we refer to it as “The Scream Machine.”

WHAT MAKES IT SO HOT: It allows for deeper penetration than almost any other position—and definitely leads to the most intense orgasms.

FUN PROPS: Strawberries, whipped cream, and champagne make for unbelievable foreplay. I suggest a hands-off policy while we eat, which my guy usually agrees to at first. But as he watches me sip champagne and pop creamcovered strawberries into my mouth, he goes crazy. By the time the last strawberry is gone, so are our clothes!

BUKKY, 28, ACCOUNTANT
FAVORITE POSITION: I’m flat on my back. He slides on top of me and—OK, I admit it! The position that always does it for me is missionary!

WHAT MAKES IT SO HOT: It may seem like a tame choice for most women, but I just love looking into a guy’s eyes while we’re having sex. And it’s not like I just lie there—I love to grab his butt and draw him as deeply as I can inside of me so that I can feel every inch of him. I never get bored of climaxing like this. But men, be warned: If your mouth isn’t all over my lips and neck, you’re wasting my time!

FUN PROP: Try a little fresh air! When I was a teenager, I got it on with a guy on a rooftop in our neighborhood. I was so naive—I didn’t think anyone would see us up there. But the news got back to my mother, and all hell broke loose. Still, it’s a sexy thing to think back on...and I still love doing it outside.

ZAINAB, 26, ADMINISTRATIVE COORDINATOR
FAVORITE POSITION: My fiancé, Allen, and I kneel on the floor with a couch or bed in front of us to brace ourselves. He’s behind me, and I spread my legs a little wider than his for balance. He penetrates me from behind. I nicknamed this “The Reverse Allen,” because it’s a variation on another amazing position he came up with. He’s very creative!

WHAT MAKES IT SO HOT: It makes me feel like the sexiest woman on earth, because it pushes my chest out and pulls my stomach in so my body looks fantastic. And there are endless variations. During one recent quickie, I led Allen’s hand to my hair so he could tug on it. It was such a huge turn-on that I climaxed within seconds.

FUN PROPS: I love sliding on stockings and sky-high heels before sex. Nothing looks hotter than when I’m wearing only these.

UPGRADE THE CLASSICS

The Kama Sutra contains dozens of positions, but most of us stick to a few basics of The Hot Sex Handbook. Here,the BISHOP shares top sex tips for making the same-old deed anything but:

MISSIONARY
Place a pillow underneath your butt. Instead of simply lying back as he thrusts in and out of you, sit up halfway, lift your butt, and then slowly lean backward. Repeat until one of you climaxes.

WOMAN ON TOP
Move your body in small circles as you lift and lower your pelvis. Have him sit up, with his legs straight out in front of him. Lower yourself onto his penis and sit with your knees bent, facing him, with your feet flat on the floor.

DOGGIE STYLE
Rather than kneel, lie facedown on the bed, with your legs spread. He lies on your back and penetrates you from behind. Try having him stand behind you while you gradually—and carefully!—lean forward until your hands touch the floor.

SIDE-BY-SIDE
Grind your body against his penis, bending from the waist and moving your upper torso downward. Reach around to fondle him while he’s moving in and out of you.

Yours' Lovingly

The BISHOP

10 SEX POSITIONS...YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE TRIED!

The School House Rock

First find a chair with a sturdy back, have him sit facing forward. Straddle him with your feet on the floor, slowly lowering yourself onto his erection with your knees bent at a ninety-degree angle. Once he’s fully penetrated you, begin to slowly rock back and forth.

Stand and Deliver

He remains standing and lifts you up so that you can wrap your legs around his waist. From there he’ll cup your buttock and slowly move to enter you, controlling the depth of penetration. For balance, have him stand near a bed or a wall. This position is great for women who like it when their partners are in control—and have some serious upper body strength. 

The Lazy Twizzler

This position is best for sleepy morning sex. Start off in spooning position, then slide one leg forward in front of you giving him access to your girly parts. He’ll maneuver his top leg between yours until you’re legs are open enough for him to penetrate you. This position allows deeper penetration and requires very little effort from either of you. 

The Sexy Marionette

Stand facing a wall, as if you’re about to be strip-searched, placing both hands slightly above your head. Then slowly slide down the wall, falling forward from the waist—like a marionette with slack strings. He’ll keep you steady by holding your hips firmly, as he thrusts from behind. This position requires a little stamina and flexibility, but it well worth the effort.

The Mirror Image

Straddle his lap, facing him. Once he’s inside you, have him sit up so you’re face-to-face. Then, wrap your legs around each other’s backs and link your elbows under each other’s knees, crating a mirror image of each other. Hold on to each other tightly as roll back and forth. This position allows the two of you to be completely wrapped up in one another, stimulating all your body parts at once, and his!

Yours lovingly

The BISHOP

FOR WOMEN ONLY!...How to get a NIGERIAN man to MARRY YOU.

Getting a Nigerian man to marry you is the easiest thing in the world. This is your chance to stop being single and get a-mingling. These easy steps will get you married, bedded, bare foot and pregnant in less than a year, guaranteed or your money back.

– Be very religious. Nigerian men loveeeee them some religious girls. you don’t actually have to be, you just have to pretend that you are. talk about the night vigils you go to every now and then. slip in some Bible passages in random conversations even when they don’t fit in. Give him a Bible for his birthday. call him randomly for “morning prayers”. a nigerian man will marry a woman who appears to be religious. fake it till you get that ring baby girl.

– Pretend to be maternal. Pretend that you love children so much. especially other people’s children. coo at them at grocery stores, malls, lounges, planes. talk about how much you love children. carry his friends’ kids all day long. offer to help feed them. it doesn’t matter that you don’t love other people’s kids and think that children can be such dicks from a very early age, it should not matter. pretend girl. you’re auditioning to be his baby popper, act like one.

– Don’t ever mention that you’re a “feminist”. femi-gini? that shit don’t live here miss. Fuck women rights. accept all traditional roles even when you’re dating. when you are dating him, make sure his food is ready as soon as he walks through that door bitch. it doesn’t matter that you’re in school or you are also working like him, shit like that don’t matter. you have to show your man that you can put your back into it and be that super woman who will clean, cook, pop your back in bed and still pop out those kids.

– You gats deny all them man them. Have you ever had sex? made out with someone? ummm…you don’t have to tell your nigerian man that. when you’re asked your body count is 1 or 2, never more than 3 though cos you’re already side stepping into whoredom. never mind that your nigerian man’s count is like  54, who cares? he’s only out there fucking everything in skirt so that he can impress you in bed. all of what he does is for you, you ingrate!! he’s out there putting his penis in everything in other to come home and please you in bed and you have the guts to say you have a body count of more than 3? if any man claims he has slept with you, cry and swear that you know no such man. refer to rule number 1, start quoting Bible passages about how your enemies are chasing you and shit.
that whole subtracting 7 from your body count is bullshit. you only have 3 choices: 1, 2, or 3. other than that, you might as well just remain single.

– A nigerian man has needs that only you can’t meet. you have to give him some penis room. why are you being selfish? let men be men. let them have wings to fly. don’t be asking him why he came home late. you smell perfume on him? be happy that some girl is keeping him moisturized and smelling all good. that’s one thing you don’t have to do today. Let them have some fun girl, you just want that ring on your finger don’t you? relax. that diamond that you can instagram with well manicured fingers is coming.

– Last but not least, cook up a storm!!! your man should not be going hungry. cater to his food palette girl!! if you don’t cook for him some other girl will cook for him and steal him away. cook him new delicacies all day, find out how his mother used to do it, cook for his friends too. why do you want to eat in restaurant? bitch please use that money and take your arse to the grocery store and make that man some food. let him save that money he would have used to take you out on your ring darling. be wise. a stitch in time saves nine.
This is my good deed for the day. Let him who have ears, listen or something like that.
love always

The BISHOP

TONTO DIKE... Stars In Another X-Rated Movie, Goes Unclothed

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 Controversial actress, Tonto Charity Dike is at it again!! She is unclad in a new movie titled “Strippers in Love”. She had earlier starred in the soft P0*n movie, “Dirty Secrets”.

The movie is produced by Divine Touch Productions. Scenes from the movie show Tonto kissing another female and x-rated scenes with another actor.

 One can only help but wonder what Nollywood is turning into!

My guess remains as good as yours.
Best  regards
The BISHOP