FOR WOMEN ONLY!..Are You Messing Up Your Own Relationship?

 

Nitpicking

"This happens when women can't stop comparing their real-life relationship to the Perfect Boyfriend they have in their head," the Bishop says. "No real man is likely to compare to the perfect specimen of your fantasies and continuing to compare the real thing to an exacting wish list is only going to keep you from appreciating the love you have." 

 

 

Testing His Breaking Point

Mr. Nice Guy may not be so nice once you insult his mother, get drunk around his colleagues, consistently value your time over his, or whatever else you do to see if that is, in fact, his breaking point. That's the thing about tests: Sometimes you fail them.

Talking Too Much S***
About Him

"All girls vent about their relationship sometimes, but a girl who consciously bad-mouths her boyfriend to her friends and then asks their opinion of him is practically begging the to tell her to break-up with him," says the Bishop. Save the chatter for the stuff that matters.

 

 

Crushing on Other Guys

It's the point in the relationship when you start to think: Has my co-worker always had such a cute butt? "This is a big one," says the Bishop. "You tell yourself you're bored and second-guess your feelings for your partner. Is it really boredom you're reacting to, or fear of missing out?"

Comparing Yourself to His Ex-Girlfriends

Try to harness your inner Nancy Drew —no matter how cute you look with a magnifying glass. "There's no reason to investigate too deeply into your boyfriend's past," says the Bishop. "Doing so will only set you off into a downward spiral of resentment and insecurity — and for what? He's with you now, isn't he?" Good point.

 

Asking For Too Much Too Soon

He doesn't want to meet your parents after dating for a month? Don't make him. "You want to be in a serious, committed relationship but the best way to do that is to take things slowly at the beginning and build a strong foundation for a partnership," explains the Bishop. "Don't rush into the good stuff, especially if you pick up on any signals that he's not ready or doing something only to appease you. It will just cause bigger, more dire problems down the line — once you're already significantly more invested."

Unprovoked Jealousy

This seems like a no-brainer, but it's a tough one for many women to swallow, especially if they've had cheating or trust issues in the past. His best gal pal from childhood is probably not going to become anything more all of a sudden, nor is his friend's girlfriend or the apple of his eyes overnight. You need to show him that you trust him, so he can do the same.

Peeps from experience I have discovered that RELATIONSHIPS are built so also are HUMANS nurtured.

There is nothing like the PERFECT partner.It takes UNDERSTANDING,ENDURANCE and PERSEVERANCE.

The issue of LOVE is not for the LILLY LIVERED or the FAINT at HEART.

Best regards

The Bishop

TRIVIAL:-Roman Abramovich's teenage son Arkadiy agrees first oil deal

Roman Abramovich's teenage son Arkadiy agrees first oil deal

Arkadiy Abramovich, the eldest son of Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich, is proving himself a chip off the old block by pulling off his first oil deal in Russia. 

The 19-year-old, who has a controlling stake in Aim-listed cash-shell Zoltav, is using the company to snap up an oil field in Siberia in a $46m (£30.5m) deal. 

Zoltav, which is 45pc owned by Ambramovich junior’s ARA Capital investment vehicle, is buying CenGeo Holdings for $26m, issuing new shares in a reverse takeover. 

CenGeo owns the Koltogor oil discovery in Western Siberia, which is yet to be developed. The Koltogor licence sits in one of Russia's most prolific oil producing regions and is close to a number of major producing fields, including Samotlor, Russia's largest.

Under the deal announced on Wednesday, ARA has also pledged to invest $20m in return for new shares.

The move comes eight years after Abramovich senior sold his majority stake in Sibneft, netting $13bn. 

Zoltav said that the acquisition will mark its transition from an investing company into an operational exploration and production business. 

Commenting on the proposed deal, Zoltav chairman Symon Drake-Brockman, said: "This is an excellent first acquisition for Zoltav and will allow the Company to build an operational management team for future acquisitions in the sector.

"We believe the acquisition represents extremely good value for shareholders and delivers a sizeable appraisal asset with near-term production potential." 

Best regards

The Bishop

10 Things That Lead to Sex

Guys think they're so slick when they try to put the moves on us. But usually, their lame attempts to get us into bed leave us cracking up.We had to hear the best lines you've gotten. We're still LOLing over these..winked..check out this 10 saying..

1."Would you like a back rub?"...Yomex..Gbagada

2."Let's just go lay on my bed...Linda...Surulere

3. "Sure, I can help you with your resume and applications while we eat takeout." —Sarah...Ikoyi

4."It's kind of hot in here [takes off his shirt]."...Nkem..Enugu

5."Want to watch a movie at my place?" —Rubi D..V/Island


6."Just give me one kiss." —Ellen..1004 Apartment

7."Let's have dessert at my place."..Amina..Yaba

8."Want to help me study later?" ..Tope..Unilag

9."Yeah, you're right. We probably shouldn't have sex." —Dominique..Festac

10."I just want to hold you."...Ike..Iyana Ipaja

Kindly note that we at the SINNERS CHAPEL regret any coincidence with name and locations.

Have a blessed weekend ahead

Best regards

The BISHOP

8 New Places to Have Great Sex

Chances are, you've had your fair share of out-of-bedroom experiences — booty in the bathtub, getting it on in your car. But in the name of erotic exploration, Cosmo has come up with lusty locales you may have yet to discover. "Incorporating a new venue into your routine can stimulate your sex life and keep it exciting," say the Bishop. So add these original hot spots to your places "to do it" list.... Just make sure no one's looking..winked..happy reading

 1. A golf course: When on the green, take a time-out for a, er, hole in one. Explore the outskirts of the course for a thunderstorm shelter. These shed like structures are usually placed in remote areas and, unless it starts to pour, no one's going near them. You may also want to sport a cute little golf skirt to allow for easy access.

2. In front of the fridge: Kitchen carnal action may be nothing new to you, but the icebox might be uncharted territory. Open the door to the refrigerator and have your man sit on the floor with his back against the cool shelves. Then straddle him. Not only will the cold air give you both a thrill (you'll surely perk up!), but you can also incorporate food into your frisky play. 

3. In the Elevator: Turn an ordinary day after work when the office is less busy into an erotic excursion.Get in the elevator with your boo, pull the stop button and get to BLISS.Once there, get into DOGGIE or SPREAD EAGLE position would be best.. — which allows you both to comfortable.WARNING...make sure the elevator does not have CCTV...winked


4. The hood of your car: You can put a new spin on this classic hookup spot by getting out of the backseat. Spread a blanket on the hood and have an old-school romp under the stars.

5. A farmer's field: Take a little inspiration from sheer adventure and have sex in the tall grass you see by the side of the road when you're cruising with your boo in the country,village or locality. You'll be hidden while you enjoy a roll in the hay. 

6. A sleeping compartment on a train: If you've ever wanted to make out in a moving vehicle, a train is the way to go. You'll have to pay a little extra to get your own berth, but you can use the private area as your exclusive passion playground. All aboard!

7. On a hike: To get it on in the great outdoors without having to lie down in the dirt, search for a big boulder you can hide behind so you're not visible from the trail. With your back against the rock and your legs wrapped around your man's waist, you can enjoy standup nooky as well as the scenery.

8. An exercise bench: If your guy has a home gym, use it to work up a sweat. The bench is the right balance of firm and soft, plus it puts you in perfect alignment for girl-on-top sex. Have him lie down, then lower yourself on top of him, using your legs to move up and down. 

Have a TRIAL of these places....as VARIETY is the spice of life....and you can also IMPROVISE with places like...your office store room,under the stair case etc.

Best regards

Yours' Ever

The BISHOP

10 Signs He Wants to Marry You...PART 1.

We don't blame you for wondering when you're going to walk down the aisle. Luckily, we got our experts to reveal the secret hints that he's ready to go ring shopping....this are signs that you boo is thinking and planning to take your relationship...STEPS further...happy reading,

1.He Says Things Like "You're The Only One Who..."

When a man makes it clear how special you are (obviously), by saying you're the only woman who's ever done fill-in-the-blank for him or made him feel this way, he's on his way to don the tux.

2.You're Invited To His Family Events

If he imagines you having a lead role in the big picture, he will include you in family holidays and bring you as his plus one to other special events. He wouldn't want his family and friends to get close to you if he didn't want you to stick around for the long haul.

3.He Considers You Part of His Team

Because a guy's career is a main part of his identity, confiding in you about work problems or crediting you for work successes means that he values you as an equal. Ditto for referring to you as a proud member of his "team." That means you're in life partner territory.

4.He Has Married Friends

Does he roll his eyes at every wedding invitation he gets? Or moan about another double date with your married friends? This could be a giveaway that he's not ready...yet. But if most of a guy's network of friends is married already, he's going to start feeling like the odd man out and be more comfortable taking the leap himself.

5.He Increases His Touch

Once he decides you're going to be his future Mrs., expect him to be way more touchy-feely, almost like when you first started dating. He might massage your neck when you're working or touch your arm while you're cooking.

 

Hey peeps...hope you had learnt one or two things from the write up...watch out for part two...winked..

 

regards

 

Yours' Ever

 

The BISHOP

5 Simple Ways to Make Your Sex Life Sexier...

You’re probably getting tired of just taking it to la cama every time you want to get frisky. The fact is that sex can get boring after a while (believe it or not) if you make it a routine. Nothing turns a guy on more than a girl who knows how to seduce him in the smallest ways.

Give him a visual he won’t forget
Your curves and lady parts aren’t on your cuerpo for nothing. Men love to see a woman in lingerie. Rock a simple number like this one and we promise he won’t be able to keep his hands off you! Tip: Wear red—Latinas own this color and studies show men prefer it.

Take control
We are classy mujeres in public, but there’s no shame in being la loca behind closed doors with your boo. Switch it up: You take control. Try a position like woman on top. Not only is it more beneficial for us (it helps us reach an orgasm faster), but it’s also been rated one of men’s favorite sex positions.

Get out of the cama
News flash: The bedroom isn’t the only place to get busy at. Take him to the sala and do it on the couch or the kitchen table. If you want to stay in your room, try a standing up position pressed with your back against the wall.

Tease him
Get him ready and build up the anticipation by sending him a naughty text while he’s out or at work. Whether you’re dating a Latino or not, we have the benefit of speaking one of the sexiest languages on the planet. Tell him how much you want him and how you’ll be waiting for him all night. Adding a simple “te quiero papi” or “te deseo papi” will have him zooming through traffic to get to you.

Add a toy
It might sound a little out there, but an issue we have is not climaxing together during sex. Adding something that isn’t too invasive (we’re not talking sex-swings or handcuffs), like Durex’s Ring of Bliss (which is meant to help you reach the O together), can spice up any night.

Have a fruitful and steamy week ahead

Best regards

Yours' Ever

The BISHOP

7 things guys are afraid of… IN BED!

Here we are thinking that only women have a ton of issues that prevent them from loving their bodies. While that very well may be true, men have just as many hang ups when it comes to themselves and sex. Though most men hide it well, it’s a guarantee that most of them have one or more of these fears running through their mind when they’re in the act.
#1: Size
Though someone made up some phrase about ocean motions, and vessel sizes not mattering, there’s a good argument for the opposition. While most men have nothing to worry about, and they’re partners are sufficiently pleased they can’t help but comparing themselves to the tried and true beside manual. Porn. Like many other elements of pornography, size is unrealistic. Do yourself a favor guys, put the measuring tape down. You’re just fine the way you are!

#2: Body issues
Both men and women can agree on the fact that who we fantasize about and who we actually date differ. Many times because women are fantasizing about the cast of True Blood and men are flipping through Sport Illustrated for images of feminine perfection. Men worry about their bodies just as much as women do during the act. Except they wonder about a solid six pack and muscular shoulders.

#3: Sweat
Lots of fluids can cause embarrassment during sex, but sweat is one that guys think of more than others. Some men sweat more than others, and they usually sweat more than their female partners. Many men worry about soaking the sheets and their partners while their in the midst of coital bliss.

#4: Bodily Odors
There are tons of studies suggesting that pheromones, or the scents that you secret that are only detectable by the opposite sex are great for sexual attraction. There are also studies that suggest women love the way their man smells after the gym. Nonetheless guys worry about how they smell all over, all of the time.

#5: Duration
This is a big one. Guys will think of almost anything to avoid finishing too quickly. It’s a huge concern because men associate lasting longer with virility and masculinity. And while most women think that it’s cute that they turned someone on enough to have a quick session; who wants to be described as cute when it comes to sex?

#6: Bad Lovin’
Though most men like to think of themselves as a horizontal Casanova, there are many that worry about their technique. Jack hammering your partner or super sloppy kisses are a turn off. Though someone would hope to be corrected many men fear their partners are telling them things are great, and telling their friends otherwise.

#7: Pleasure factor
Besides worrying about being a bad lover, many men are concerned with being a great lover. Though many people have had bad experiences with selfish partners, many are quick to tout the ones whose primary concern was their pleasure. In most cases, men are concerned as to whether or not their partner is getting off.

Yours' Ever

The BISHOP