we asked you to reflect back on your last moments as a virgin. These stories feature the good, the bad, and the freaking hilarious.
Yours' sincerely went to town to find out what it was like at the last moment of being a VIRGIN...winked...enjoy reading..
1."I lost my virginity to a guy who, I later realized, was kind of an a-hole. He kept pressuring me to sleep with him and would pout when I wouldn't. He also loved to brag that he was really great in bed. Finally, I caved, mostly because I was curious to see how great he could really be. The night we agreed to have sex, we were fooling around and I told him I was ready. His response: "I'm already inside you." My friends and I still laugh about how his, uh, small size made for a great 'starter penis!'....Gbemi..Festac.2."I was in secondary school and decided one day that I was done with being a virgin, so I went over to the house of this guy that I knew had a crush on me and was basically like, 'This is happening now.' living room making out led to living room floor sex—and then my brother picked me up from his house. We went to Mr. Biggs after—ha!"...Steph..Ikoyi.
3."In secondary school, my boyfriend and I were growing increasingly frustrated since we couldn't manage to find a spot anywhere in which we could really let loose on each other. One morning, we got a call that school was cancelled for the day. Once my parents left for work, I told my boyfriend to head over and nab a pack of condoms on the way. An hour later, he snuck in through the back door of my house—my grandma lived with us and her room was near the front door—and I ushered him up to my bedroom. We had steamy, passionate sex for two hours, bodies entwined, getting as loud as we wanted. (Thank God my grandma also happened to be hard of hearing.) It felt absolutely amazing....Linda..Lekki Phase 1.
4."I was 20 and it was with my first real boyfriend in the University about three months after we'd started dating. I was definitely going by the rule book because I waited until he told me he loved me. It all went down in his off campus apartment and we pretty much scheduled it, like 'Okay, I think I'm ready. Maybe we can do it Thursday?' Real romantic."...Chioma...Gbagada.
5."When I decided I wanted to have sex with the guy I was dating as JAMBITE then, both he and my then-roommate were obsessed with wanting my first time to be perfect. He made a ridiculously cheesy mix of romantic music and my roommate decorated our room with these scented candles for romantic lighting and made arrangements to sleep at a friend's place. My boyfriend and I went on what was probably the quickest dinner date ever, then rushed back to the our off campus apartment to get down to business. It was so awkward because it was a pre-discussed, pre-planned, almost staged event that we were rushing to get to." ...Amina....Abuja.
6."I was 15 and had been dating my boyfriend for about six months. He lived with his single mom who was really liberal about us chilling in his room with the door closed. We were both virgins and had done almost everything but sex until we decided one day that we would go for it. I remember going to buy special lingerie, choosing something white and sheer. I guess I wanted it to seem pure and virginal, but in retrospect it was a terrible choice. At one point, the guy was actually like, "Oh, that's what you chose?" Anyway, once we tried it—and I have to say 'tried' because it just didn't work—he didn't fit in. Oops....Dolapo..P/harcourt.
7."I lost my virginity to my banker first boyfriend. We were at his friend's mom's house the xmas in my SS3 at secondary school and the whole thing couldn't have been more awkward. The event took place on the bottom bunk of his friend's bed. It was made out of wood, with the top covered in random crap—definitely not where you generally imagine your first time. He had more experience than me, so that helped. Adding to the romance was the fact that his mom knocked on the door at various points. Even better? His friend's girlfriend, who was always trying to show me up, ran off to have sex with her boyfriend for the first time the very next day."....Irene..Benin.
8."My JAMBITE year of university, I was seeing this guy that I couldn't have been more crazy about. I'd been fantasizing about sleeping with him ever since he'd left his wallet in my room not long after we first met. (After light inspection, I discovered a Magnum XL condom. My roommate and I high-fived.) One night, we were fooling around and it suddenly dawned upon me that I was ready. I'd spent ages going back and forth with friends about the perfect song that would commemorate the moment, but when the time finally came, it was the...IRONICALLY...Deebie's song...COLLABO that was blaring out of RTHYM that provided the soundtrack. Nice." ....Patricia...Ilupeju.
Kindly note that the original names of the participant have been change.Kindly note that we at the sinners chapel regret any coincidence with name and location.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Best regards
Your's Collabo-ISH
The BISHOP
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