Want to GET OVER an EX?...try these out!

Want to get over an ex? We've all been there, and sometimes chocolate and rom coms don't cut it. For that extra bit of help, follow these tips from sex and relationship personnel at sinners chapel to move on successfully.

Take time to rebuild your relationship with yourself
"Often in order to make a relationship work we try to put our partner's wants and needs before our own. As a result, when the relationship ends we can find it difficult to know what makes us feel fulfilled in our own right. This can lead us to hold onto a relationship we know is over because we feel lost without it. Rebuilding your relationship with yourself is the first step to moving on. Take a step back and think about all the things you enjoyed doing before you started the relationship, learn to enjoy your own company – even if it's sitting in a café on your own with a good book or going for a long walk."

Set yourself a new goal or pursue an old ambition
"Your new found freedom gives you the time to pursue new goals or resume old ones that have been put on the back burner because you were investing so much time in your relationship. Whether you have always fancied yourself as a budding entrepreneur or simply want to learn a new skill, investing your time and energy on something which produces positive results will do wonders for your confidence and help you move on more easily."

Spend time with those who increase your feelings of self worth
"During the course of a relationship we may neglect other close relationships such as with friends and family which can make us feel even more isolated when the relationships ends. If so, it may be time to pick up the phone and start reconnecting with those who knew and loved you pre – relationship. Spending time with people who make you feel good about yourself will increase your feelings of self worth and help you to avoid seeking comfort with your ex."

Exercise away the blues
"During sex your body produces endorphins which act as a natural anti-depressant, lifting your mood and relieving stress. Exercise is a great substitute because it releases the same endorphins and induces the same general state of well-being – even 10 minutes of moderate exercise is enough to improve your mood. In addition, exercise will help your body to look and feel better which will help your self confidence and put you in a better frame of mind to leave your past relationship behind and move on to pastures new."

Discover new pleasurable sensations
"If you are missing the intimate side of your relationship, falling into the arms of a rebound lover can get messy and complicated- instead focus on yourself, explore your own body and have fun discovering new pleasurable sensations. If this is a new experience, going for something small and non- intimidating like an intimate massager or a bullet is a great way to get started."

Yours Ever

The BISHOP

WONDER!..How Male Prostitutes Are "Servicing" Big Women

There was a startling revelation on Monday that guys now operate sex spots, just like ladies:

According to the latest investigations by the Anambra State Aids Control Agency, it was discovered that there are 618 female and 24 male sex spots in various parts of the state.

Director of SACA, Dr. Ogochukwu Ndibe, who gave the figures at a programme for international partners operating in the state, said there are 5920 female and over 500 male sex workers in the state.
On the average, there are 10 female sex workers and 5 male sex workers in a spot.
He said: “There are men who have sex with other men as a matter of preference or practice, regardless of their sexual identity or sexual orientation and irrespective of whether they also have sex with women or not.”
Areas where the male and female sex spots were prevalent include Awka South, Awka North, Ihiala, Onitsha South, Orumba North, Nnewi North, Onitsha North, Aguata, and Njikoka.
Anambra, with 7.8 per cent prevalence of HIV, is among the highest in the country.
Chief of Staff to Governor Peter Obi, Professor Chinyere Okunna, said:
“As a relatively poor state, we cannot achieve much without partnering with the donor agencies.”

Hmmmn....9ja na wah oooo!

WOMEN ONLY!....How To Attract A Man In Public!

Many women are never taught how to attract men. Because of this many women go through life without the ability to attract men. Here are 8 tips to help make sure you aren’t sending him the wrong signals and making mistakes with the man you’d like to attract:

1. Start with the proper staging. In a public place you can meet anyone. Try to pick places where you think that the kind of people you would want to meet would spend their time. A bar might be a nice place to meet someone but you are more likely to meet someone with a drinking problem if you meet someone there.

2. Think there is no “the rest”, there is only ME. Don’t worry about what other women are doing. Don’t do what they are doing, don’t look like them. He is not with them, so doing what they are doing, and looking like them wont help. What kind of person do you want him to want? Work on being that person.

3. Make elongated eye contact with hot men. In any situation prolonged eye contact will give him the message that you have an interest in him. The bigger your smile is an indication to him how aggressive you want him to be.  No smile at all and it may be several chance encounters before he says something to you. A big smile may send him running your way.  If you are really interested in a particular guy, why play games? Maybe a nod is needed to give him the signal that he needs to come see you now. In a situation where there are lots of distractions you may need to approach him even if its about something incidental. “Pardon me, do you have the time?” will get you noticed and will give him an opportunity to decide if the wants to meet you. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my earring, can you help me find it?” Such a question will not only get you noticed but he will be hoping you never find your earring so that he will have an opportunity to chat with you. In a first meeting its important to set his expectations. The more sexual your behavior, pursed pouty lips, he may be inclined to think of you only for one thing.

4. Dress to impress, but be modest. Whatever your body type, age or shape, there is a style of clothing, color, hair do, whatever that will suit you best. Also don’t let your body type, age or shape get in the way. Almost any woman can pretty much get almost any guy if you play your cards right. Don’t dress in a manner that you would not dress once your with him. This means: no greasy hair , well-fitting clothes that suggest a level of modesty that leaves much to the imagination and a faint scent of alluring perfume that will leave men wondering just what makes you smell so good.

5.  Don’t engage in false advertising. If you have to look too inviting to attract a guy, believe me, you don’t want him. Don’t over do it with makeup, don’t wear heels that are too high, don’t wear a dress that’s too tight. Don’t cover it all up, but don’t let it all hang out either. Go with your own hair as much as possible.

6. Wear red lipstick. I have no idea why but red lipstick is to guys like catnip is to our beloved feline friends.

7.  Be confident. Expect that most men that you meet will never get beyond being an acquaintance. Most men prefer the confident, happy women. So don’t be afraid to make the first move, don’t be afraid to engage a man in conversation. If a guy has to move a conversation forward, then he will think of you more as a potential conquest, instead of someone whom he should take seriously. Even if it doesn’t work out, or nothing comes of meeting him, he may tell a guy friend, “hey, I met this great girl, let me introduce you to her”.
8.  Don’t be desperate. It is okay that people know that you are available. Guys like the women that they meet to be very friendly but discriminating. They want to know that its okay to approach you and if you do invest time in getting to know them that they are special — just like you.

Yours' Collabotic

The BISHOP

WOMEN ONLY!....Tips For Talking To Men And Attracting Them Like Crazy.

 
Most women dream of the day they will attract the man of their dreams. Many describe a man who is “tall, dark, handsome, (preferably) rich, sensitive, loves kids, has an advanced degree and loves his mom.” I’ve described this same man, listened to my friends describe men of similar ilk and pondered, plotted and schemed about how to meet this mystery man. Here, after watching (and experiencing) numerous disappointments on the dating scene, are my top tips for attracting the man of your dreams:

1. Be Indifferent
Men hate desperate women. The only thing they hate more than desperate women are those who are only attracted to them because they embody the above-mentioned traits. Men find women attractive who are not only unimpressed with their wealth and good looks, but treat them as if they are just some average Joe. Men love a challenge. Don’t you dare let them tell you anything different. Sure, let them have your number and even be nice to them, but just because they call doesn’t mean you have to always be available. Don’t play hard to get, be hard to get.

2. Be Fabulous
When you finally allow your mystery man the pleasure of your company, be fabulous. Be well-dressed, polite, polished, erudite and sophisticated. You don’t need anyone to save you, for heaven’s sake, you need someone to appreciate all that you are. Do you think a man is more likely to appreciate you if you are dressed in yesterday’s sweats or if you are dressed in today’s fabulously attractive evening gown, the perfect pair of jeans or the best accessories you can afford? You don’t have to make a lot of money, but you should look like you are well worth every penny you spent.

3. Be Mysterious
Don’t tell him every little thing about you on the first date or on the first two to three dates. As a matter of fact, you never need to tell him everything. Believe me, he is not interested in why or how your ex-boyfriend mistreated you, how much you hate your co-worker or the digestive problems of your precious Feefee. He is interested in you. In the adventure of knowing you. In the excitement of uncovering you (figuratively of course) all for himself. You can and should confide in him as time goes by, but for heaven’s sake, let some time go by before you start revealing your deepest secrets.

4. Be Open
Having said the previous about being mysterious, you still want to be as open and honest about who you are and what you stand for. A man usually wants to know you have an opinion (though he’s not always interested in you sharing it with him). Most men have a lot of respect for women who know their own minds and I’m sure you know yours. Know when to speak and when to let his remarks roll right over you. Everything he says does not merit a lengthy response when a simple yes or no will do. You should never, however, lie to your dream guy or mislead him about some significant event in your life. For example, if he asks you if you have ever been married, it’s okay to say yes, but it’s not okay to immediately give him the details of your last three failed unions. He’ll find that out soon enough if he sticks around long enough to get to know you.

5. Be Yourself
It’s important as you get to know this man that you are not a carbon-copy of Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie or Michelle Pfieffer. You are you – wonderful, unique, incredible you. And if that’s not good enough for him, then he is not good enough for you. Believe me, you don’t want to start the relationship being someone else, because then you’ll have to live up to it at a later time. By being yourself and fully unique, you’ll present him with the opportunity to fully appreciate you for the person you truly are. You are worth it.

6. Smile often
The next time you’re talking to a guy you like, smile more often. Giggle at his jokes, smile now and then for no particular reason and bring that sparkle in your eyes. After all, when you’re happy, it shows. And no guy can resist a girl with a beautiful laugh!

7. Be coy and graceful
Through the ages, women have loved chivalrous men, and men have loved graceful, coy women. Now, there’s a big difference between being a shy timid girl and a girl who’s coy. Even to this day, guys love coy, graceful girls. So be that one. Twiddle your hair when you’re being thoughtful, have your own cute expressions, bat your twice instead of just once every time you close your eyes.
All these make you very lovable and aww-sho-cute! Learn to be a lady, and the guys will love to become your knight in shining armor.

8. Touch him
Men have always been drawn to the gentle, tender touch of a girl. Even scientific research has shown that guys involuntarily start showing more interest and flirt more with girls who touch them in the middle of a conversation. Occasionally, touch his forearm or place your palm on the edge of his shoulder, or any other place that would be appropriate for casual touches, and you’ll see how his interest in you would grow in no time.

9. Seek his protection
Throughout evolution, men have always been the hunters and the protectors while women have been the farmers and the foragers. When you rekindle this primal instinct in a guy, he would appreciate it and love it. Reach out and hold his arm while crossing the street, smile shyly and ask him if he can hold a heavy book for a minute, hold his hand as a big, scary dog comes near you, etc. You know the works, make him feel like your protector. And he’ll want to be by your side all the

Yours' Sexily
The BISHOP

WOMEN ONLY!...What men really think about....SEX!

Men may act cool and confident around women, but there's more going on than meets the eye. The London School Of Attraction tells us what men really think about sex.

Men don’t talk about sex with their friends

You may think he’s telling his mates about you, but aside from some superficial bravado, he won’t be actually talking about what goes on in the bedroom – certainly not in the same way that women do. Not sharing his experiences of sex can leave a guy feeling vulnerable and insecure; it’s all to easy to assume everyone else is having mind-blowing, marathon sex sessions if you never actually talk to anyone else about it. Even the most seemingly self-assured guy will have pangs of doubt about his sexual performance.

Men take responsibility in bed

Men feel a great pressure to please you. Sometimes it can feel like we’re the conductors in a sexual orchestra, and it’s on us to make sure all the parts link together. Be sensitive to this pressure and be quick to forgive if he seems to be taking everything too seriously.

Men need to be praised

Men need to feel attractive in just the same way women do. Guys may seem cold, but they will respond to some genuine praise. Tell him what you like about him and why.

Men are worried about upsetting you

Most guys feel like they need to tip-toe around women. They feel like women need to be persuaded to have sex, and they feel sometimes like women are doing them a favour by allowing it. This mind-set can make him nervous. If you don’t want your man to feel nervous, let him know you enjoy sex (and sex with him) as well.

Men can be told what to do

If you like a certain thing in bed, it’s ok to tell a guy. Men like instructions, and it’s no different when it comes to sex. The trick here is to do it in the right way. Before you tell him what to do, get him onside with a compliment – “you’re so sexy” always works well. Then just ask him in a way that preserves his self-esteem: “I’d love it if you...” is more effective than, “why don’t you ever…” It’s all in the delivery

So ladies..the ball is your court!...winked.

Yours' Ever

The BISHOP

BE A GREAT KISSER!....In 5 Easy Steps!

According to recent research conducted by a German psychologist,66 percent of people turn their heads to the right when kissing so that their noses don’t bump–but the art of kissing is so much more than not having your noses bump or teeth crash. Kissing is the basic human need to connect. Whether it’s with babies, grandparents, old friends, on each cheek, or passionately with a lover, kissing is a favorite act across the globe and probably the only thing no matter the culture or religion, that we all agree is wonderful.

Studies suggests couples take at least two minutes a day to stop everything and kiss each other. If you focus on the moment, on your partner, and on getting grounded in your body, kissing can be like a meditation. Kissing reduces stress hormones and strengthens relationships. The fact is, happier couples spend a lot more time kissing and cuddling.

Take it slow
You want your kisses to be a sensual, so the important first step is to take things easy. Instead of going all tongue wild, start by gently kissing the object of your affection on the lips, without engaging the tongue. Do this a few times until you can feel they’re wanting more. Then slowly let a bit of tongue slip inside your lover’s mouth, gently rubbing their tongue with yours. You can also keep things slow, by kissing around the mouth.Kiss the top lip, then the bottom, perhaps after a while,you’ll be so excited, you’ll be ready for tongue.

Let’s get physical
Let’s start with posture. Obviously, your bodies will need to be close in order to kiss, but you can start a bit apart and work up toward pressing closer. As things start to heat up, press your bodies more firmly together. Also, being vocal can really steam up a kiss.  Letting out even a tiny moan while your mouths are touching can really increase the eroticism. Don’t forget your hands too, they can make the difference between an average kiss and an awesome kiss. Slowly stroke your partner’s body–their low back, face, hair, and shoulders. Whatever feels good for you.

It’s all about the confidence
A confident kisser always delivers the best results.  Be prepared with fresh breath, and the belief that you can transform the moment from so so to super-sensual. If in doubt, remember, if they’re kissing you it’s because they’re attracted to you, so embrace it. Listening to your partner’s subtle cues and pleasing them is also a great confidence builder.

Mix it up
When it comes to kissing like anything it’s best to keep things inventive. Whether it’s chewing on the lower lip, sucking their top lip, tickling ears or earlobes, or leaving a trail of soft kisses along your partner’s neck, taking the kisses for a little kiss-trip beyond the mouth is a thing of delight and passionate exploration.
Then there’s always ‘facial intercourse’, which is, as you might expect, mimicks sex with your mouth.

Plan for a lifetime of kisses
Attitudes toward kissing can change with time. Today, men and women both value cuddling. A survey of men between 40 and 70 years old found that those who kissed and cuddled with their wives or girlfriends were happier in their relationships. Likewise, women who said they kissed and cuddled with their partners reported being more sexually satisfied than women who kept their hands to themselves. To many, kissing is more intimate than intercourse. It can be the barometer of a healthy relationship.

DARE ART ALADE!..THE ENIGMA AND CROONER!

Dare Art Alade 

Dare Art Alade has been married for 6 years [together with his wife for 8 - 9 years] and they have two children. On what he thinks are the secrets to making his marriage work, he says;

There is no magic about it, it’s just about getting along. If you work together, it even makes it better which we do; sharing ideas and doing a lot of projects together. Also, respecting each other is very important. We are two different people and you can’t change anyone. You can only be supportive and encourage each other and that is what we’ve done.

In a marriage, you’ve got to be humble. Nigerian men are fond of being too braggadocios and hard. Every coin has two sides and if you realize that without the other side, you won’t even have a coin, then you know that it’s not that you’re more than the other person or the other person is more than you. You also have to praise each other; praise that person when their praise is due so the person can also praise you when your praise is due. 

See the rest of his album below;

This February, I am making an album of sexy Nigerian male celebrities. It is my Valentine Ode to the handsome and hardworking Nigerian men on the entertainment or sports scene. If you agree with me that Darey is one of them, tell me why in the comments, and you can nominate your own sexy Nigerian man below.

HOW MR.LIMPOPO...KAYCEE"S LIFE CHANGED!

Pop singer, KCEE ‘Mr Limpopo’ is finally enjoying super stardom and wealth all off one monster hit song titled ‘Limpopo’.

KINGLEY OKONKWO started like every other upcoming act in Nigeria – the hard way. In the early 2000s, he met with former partner Presh (Precious John) in a church choir.
They met up with a third member, named the group KC Presh and released their first single ‘Ose baba’, shot a video for it, receiving mild success.

Partying ways with the third member in 2002, the duo entered the first ever edition of Nigerian Breweries STAR QUEST talent show and won, beating the likes of Asa, Psquare, Klint da Drunk, Mr Raw (formerly known as Nigga Raw). As part of the spoils, KC Presh signed a deal with Kennis Music (the biggest record label in Nigeria at the time) and made a big debut.

During their time at Kennis, KC Presh never attained super status, it always seemed like they were one hit away. They soon parted ways with the label and set up shop on their own with KP Records.

Their first installment was the OJB assisted ‘Segemenge’ off the album ‘Sio Nkpo’ which bagged them a Channel O nomination and more fame. But while the likes of D’banj and the Mo’Hits were flying high with chart topping singles and back-to-back hits, KC Presh struggled with their careers.

They tried once again with KCEE’s wealthy brother intervening – they restructured, re-launched the label as ‘Blingz Record’, affiliated with Grafton Records in the South and released a new album ‘No Time’ with the lead single ‘Shokori bobo’. All this however did not result in mega success, in fact the duo’s careers’ imploded.

How KCEE got his groove back

After several attempts to stage a comeback, the duo eventually split on good terms but they continued to stay in the same house for months. That separation seemed to be the break for KCEE who immediately put in work releasing his debut single ‘Now I know’.

He took it from there with bigger hits ‘Okpekete’ (with Davido), ‘Give it to me’ (feat Flavour) all under his new label Five Star Music. The signs were there but it was the huge hit ‘Limpopo’ that shattered all barriers and planted him as a bona fide hit-maker and music star.
Written by R&B singer Harrysong and produced by Del B, the song has turned a once undesired KCEE into a fans’ favourite, darling of promoters. That single hit has ushered him into the A list, with an MTN endorsement deal as icing.

The story here is not KCEE’s new cars (thanks to his bigger brother, he’s always lived a very posh lifestyle) but his struggle and eventual breakthrough.

Mr. Kaycee we at sinners chapel wont to wish you...more LAURELS bro.

Yours' Ever

The BISHOP

RESURRECTION!....EDDY MONTANA OF REMEDIES resurfaces at the 4th leg of star trek in Asaba.

 

It’s been a while since we’ve seen the Remedies star in such an excited mood.

Last weekend, during the Asaba leg of Star Music Trek, Eddy, who’s KSB’s ex-husband, made a surprise appearance on stage performing one of the Remedies’ era defining hits ‘Sha Ko Mo and others, while going all out to delight screaming fans who rushed to take photos and mini videos of his set.

Eddy’s star has dimmed in recent years, and those close to him say he’s working to make a big come back.

Eddy Remedy

Popularly called Eddy Montana, the singer-songwriter was a star act of the popular nineties group The Remedies - also made up of Tony Tetuila and Eedris Abdulkareem.

The pioneer hip-hop band garnered numerous awards around the country and is still a reference point in the Nigerian pop music industry.

Another nineties act, Tony One Week of Gyration fame, who’s now a politician also made a surprise appearance during the 4^th leg of The Trek, which held in Enugu. 

There are strong indications that another surprise performance from one of Nigeria’s favorite artistes will also occur on August 10, during the grand finale of The Trek.

NOTORIOUS.. MAJOR AL-MUSTAFA TRIED TO KILL ME!...ALEX OKIEMUTE KABBA!

It is no longer news that the notorious Major Al Mustapha, the former Chief Security Officer, CSO, to the Late dictator General Sani Abacha drove me into exile in the USA. What is news happened late last week when a Federal appeal court in Lagos, Nigeria freed Al Mustapha of all counts of Capital Murder of Kudirat Abiola, the wife of the late Chief MKO Abiola, whose annulled June 12 1993 election victory plunged Nigeria into political anarchy; which almost led to the break-up of the Country.

During the reign of Abacha, Al Mustapha terrorized the country to no end. Even then, serving generals were afraid of him. Now a feckless appeal court and a bungling prosecuting team have freed this murderer, who wanted to kill me and hang my hide in ASO Rock for dart games is now breathing the air of freedom made possible by democracy, which he so persecuted us for because he wanted Abacha and the Military to rule forever.

Suspicion has arisen that this judgment which freed Al Mustapha may not stand the smell test. Consider what has happened since his freedom. The Military authorities in Nigeria have made it known that Al-Mustapha is still in the army and will soon be decorated with a new rank of Brigadier-General presumably the rank of his mates (since denied by the military).

It cannot be said that the Military authorities will gleefully announce that a disgraced and fallen murderer would be promoted without ASO Rock having no inkling of the development. A man who pursued me in Abuja in 1994 to 1995 with Vengeance detaining me in Alagbon, (Lagos), Wuse, Kuje (Abuja), detention Centers and finally sending  a 20-man Killer squad made up of soldiers, State security services , SSS, operatives and Policemen to arrest me and finish me off is now allegedly to be promoted  to a two star general for all the atrocities that he committed with his Boss, Abacha. Could this be a desperate political play by President Goodluck Jonathan’s 2015 calculations?

What do we tell the family of Bagauda James Kaltho, a Journalist Colleague of Mine at the Abuja Bureau of THE NEWS / TEMPO/ PM / News, who succeeded me as bureau chief after I fled to the USA, who was eventually murdered by the goons of Al Mustapha and his body dumped at the Durbar Hotel, Kaduna and destroying his name by blood-labeling him as a bomber?

I cannot believe that a civilian government will attempt to use a serial killer like Al Mustapha for any useful purpose in a democracy, which the Yobe-born Major fought so hard to abort. A military major who, on account of his activities, dislocated my life and that of my family and barely escaped his killers by the grace of God. We wait to see what the powers that be in Abuja are planning with the schemed release and probable elevation of Al Mustapha.

Since President Jonathan does not know history of those who fought for the democracy that he is enjoying now, I call on him to promote Al Mustapha to a four Star general and make him his chief of Army Staff so that he can make history to repeat itself.

A writer wrote that those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
I hope Jonah is listening. Any role for Al- Mustapha so soon after his technical acquittal of murder of numerous Nigerians whom he killed in cold blood would make the Nigerian President an accomplice of Abacha and Al Mustapha, to be spitting on the graves of the heroic Nigerian fighters for democracy, many of whom lost their lives, and many scattered in exile un-rehabilitated.

Al Mustafa’s quick rehabilitation in the book of President Jonathan taught me two lessons: this kind of swift rehabilitation of murderers and criminals is the reason why not many are willing to die for Nigeria and which is why Nigeria under President Goodluck Jonathan has become one of open sesame of Looting, Kidnapping, and abuse of Presidential Power.

The Ingrates who inherited power have forgotten the blood and the suffering of the patriots who fought Abacha to a standstill to smoothen their way to Aso Rock and are now behaving like drunks who do not know how democracy came to the country. At the appropriate time we will tell them.

Hmmmn......9ja a country of a THOUSAND LAUGHS!

WHO IS HOTTER OF THE TWO....DAVIDO'S or WHIZ KID BABE?

They are both young and doing very well in the Nigeria music industry. They have both being compared in almost everything, from fan clout to financial success to musical talents, and both have proven their worth in these areas over and over again. However, while reading through comments from different websites and blogs to see who is/has being ‘winning’ so far in the above comparisons, I noticed that both artistes’ girlfriends haven’t been compared! I searched but I couldn’t find anything!

I guess the reason is because, unlike Wizkid (who has a girlfriend and flaunts his relationship) lots of fans don’t know Davido  also has a girlfriend too! And yes, she is a looker! Her name is Nish Kards, and just like Wizkid’s belle Tania Omotayo she is mixed too! One wonders why Davido doesn’t want to flaunt his relationship. I guess he doesn’t want the media to spoil things for him.
Ok enough of the talk guys, oya back to the matter open and close

Below are the pictures of wizkid and his girlfriend Tania omotayo together and individual pictures of Tania omotayo….also below are the pictures of Davido and his girlfriend Nish kards together and individual pictures of Nish kards
So guys over to you all. who is hotter btw the two ladies?
NB: Forgive me guys I had to put lots pictures of both ladies so you all can ‘feed’ your eyes and also to enable you guys judge properly! You know one can’t use just one picture each to judge who is finer btw two individuals.
So let the judging begin. No partial o……See pics below:



 DAVIDO'S BABE

WHIZZY'S BABE

davido and whiz kid hanging out with their babes.

 

FOR MEN ONLY!..5 QUESTIONS YOU MUST NEVER ASK YOUR WOMAN!

The major complaint men have is that they don’t understand women. Women get angry for no reason, say “Yes” when they mean “No” and vice versa. You might never fully understand the way your woman’s mind works but here are a few questions you must NEVER ask her.

1, Are you wearing that?
Whenever you’re going out with your girl she puts her best into her appearance to look good for you. She’ll take this question to mean that you think she looks terrible and you’d rather not be seen with her with the way she’s dressed.

2, Don’t you think you should lose weight?
Most girls, whether skinny or fat, are somewhat self conscious about their bodies. That’s why this question is a bombshell. Your girl will assume that you’re calling her fat and she will take out all her frustration about her imperfections on you.

3, Do you want me to show you how my Ex used to do it?

Never, ever, compare your girlfriend with your ex. Don’t tell her how your ex used to dress or cook or how she was in bed. Never offer to teach her something that your ex used to do.

4, Would you like to have bigger boobs?
A girl translates this to mean that her body is not to your satisfaction and that you wish she had bigger b**bs. This will make her insecure and you can be sure you’ll be attacked or suspected every time a large chested girl walks past.

5, Do you mind if I add my Ex on Facebook?
This is a horrible question to ask your girlfriend. This is one of those times when you’ll get an answer like “Go ahead” or “Do what you want”. For your own sake, don’t go ahead and don’t do what you want.

Remember guys, the most innocent and sincere question can be analyzed and twisted in your girlfriend’s mind till it becomes horrible so watch out!
Yours' Sincerely

The BISHOP

Squeezing BREAST!... Reverses Brȩ̂ast Cancer Growth

Women who like to have their breasts squeezed will now possibly gain a health benefit, according to new research released last week.

According to researchers from the University of California at Berkeley and the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, putting mechanical force on malignant brȩ̂ast cells can reverse their irregular growth process and put them back on track for a normal growth pattern.

“We are showing that tissue organization is sensitive to mechanical environmental inputs in the early stages of growth and development,” Daniel Fletcher, a professor of bioengineering at Berkeley, a faculty scientist at Berkeley Lab and principal investigator of the study said.
Brȩ̂ast tissue grows, decreases and changes throughout the lifetime of a woman in a structured pattern and eventually stop growing at some point. Brȩ̂ast cancer is often characterized by a break in the normal growth pattern, causing the brȩ̂ast cancer cells to grow irregularly.

Through a previous experiment at the Berkeley Laboratory, researchers showed that it was possible to prevent these malignant cells from transforming into tumors by manipulating the cells surrounding environment through the use of biochemical inhibitors. Ultimately surrounding healthy cells could persuade cancer cells to grow normally.

The latest work of Berkeley Lab uses the same concept, but instead introduces mechanical inhibitors. The researchers cultured malignant brȩ̂ast epithelial cells in a gel substance that is injected into the chambers of flexible silicone.

Force is then applied to the silicon through time, and ultimately it was observed that malignant cells grew into more healthy-looking cells. Time-lapse microscopy showed the change in the cells of the compressed brȩ̂ast over time.
 
The results of the research were presented at the annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology in San Francisco, California

Ladies the choice are yours....winked..

The BISHOP

WONDERS SHALL NEVER END!..HEADLESS COCK ROAMS STREET!

The headless cock  was like a shock of their life when the resident saw it .

“I spotted the white polythene paper in the morning but I did not open it because I thought it was waste dumped along the road,” Rachel said.

“At first we were afraid to check but we opted to do so when another neighbour dared to open and find out what it was,” she said.

Many residents ran for dear life when a cock without a head emerged from the polythene paper and walked freely along the road.

Another dead and rotten cock which was black in colour was left in the polythene paper.

See photo below…

 hmmmmn....wonders shall never end!

IS DERENLE GAY?..check it out!

Sinners chapel took time out to interview Derenle on his sexuality....read on

 One of which is the question of his se*uality. Perhaps, due to his feminine and flamboyant nature, a lot of people have wondered if he is indeed homosexual.
He addresses the rumors below;

Is Derenle Gay?
I think people believe what they want to believe.

But a lot of people believe you are. And to prove them right, a picture of you Charley Boy went viral on the internet recently…
I don’t read the news, I make the news. The thing is people tend to look for loopholes when they see you doing well. And since people feel I’m feminine in nature, then they think I’m gay. But the truth is I don’t really care about what people say because I’m not fashioned according to what the society expects. And also I think for my personality, if I were gay, the news would have grown from speculations and would have been in people’s face.
On the part of Charley Boy and me, I was not expecting the paparazzi that came with the picture.

So what was the picture about then?
I really don’t want to go into details, but it could have been a controversial agenda, it could have a been a publicity stunt, it could have been the real deal and it could have been photoshopped, but whatever it was, people should just go ahead and make their conclusions.

So why is Denrele still single?

I’m a hustler and I’m still trying to get myself together. When the time comes, I’ll get married definitely, but there’s no one in the picture now. I’m searching and ready to mingle.
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Who is your ideal woman?
“I like someone who would not try to change me and who would understand the complexity that I am. I want someone simple and absolutely free and not intimidated by what I represent.”
It will probably be interesting to know that he did not outrightly deny being gay, and he avoided pronouns when replying the question regarding his ideal “woman”.
Anyway, check out the infamous pictures of him and Charly Boy below. And as for his se*uality, looks like he will continue to keep us guessing.

TONTO SPEAKS!...9JA SENATORS..are FOOLS..MUMU...OLODO...ONUKU...WAWA!

Various celebs have actually been speaking out on the underage marriage law signed by senators.  Omo T has actually talked, Stella Damascus also did the same and now its Tonto Dikeh calling the senators fools.
Check out what she said below:

It’s so glaring Beverly Osu no longer keep in mind that mics and video cameras are everywhere in the Big Brother Africa house and thus whatever she points out or does will being caught and transmitted to viewers.
That might only explain why she exposed her super secret to her in the house boo of life, Angelo, without having a second thought in some of their recent gathering sessions. Discussing her “runs” life in Lagos, Beverly proudly said

“I’ve done all sorts. I’ve slept with men for money when I needed to cater for my family”.
We observed that it was also in this same Big Brother house that Beverly confessed on having aborted a four-month old pregnancy she had for her ex boyfriend.
Beverly also confirmed that she once dated singer 2shotz, but the newly married singer denies ever having anything to do with her.

....these one no be na!....na today BREAST don dey get NIPPLES?

ON THE MARCH AGAIN!..MAJOR AL-MUSTAPHA FOR PRESIDENT

Chief Security Officer to late General Sani Abacha yesterday turned his visit to Kaduna state into a 2015 campaign speeches.
Al-Mustapha, who had been in detention for nearly 15 years, was acquitted by the Court of Appeal Lagos recently over the killing of Kudirat, wife of M.K.O Abiola, the presumed winner of 1993 presidential election.
Major Al-Mustapha, arrived Kaduna state metropolis from Zaria where he paid a visit to the Emir of Zazzau, Dr. Shehu Idris around 2.10pm.
Hundreds of youths trooped out to receive him and chanted, “2015: Major Al-Mustapha for president.”
Al-Mustapha seized the moment and responding to the youths under the umbrella of Arewa Youth Forum (AYF) said: “For those of you that believe there is hopelessness in the country, we must all team up to make the direction for change. You may not understand now but when the direction is defined, when the rail is laid you will know it.

“I was told that when I was released in Lagos, youths in Kaduna, Kano and other parts of the North trooped out to celebrate my release. Those in the south also did same, because I was told. I thought I was forgotten but this has shown me that you love me and I love you all.

According to him, his release was a victory for democracy and that he would meet with all youth bodies and organizations in both North and South in order to chart a new course.

In his address, the National President of AYF, Comrade Gambo Ibrahim Gujungu said the situation they found themselves in was unfortunate and that they will change the norm at all cost.
Speaking when he received the former CSO in his residence; Dr. Ahmed Abubakar Gumi urged him to see his incarceration as the will of Allah and that he should forgive all those that played role in it.

“It is indeed a happy day for us and as he said it is a big plus to democracy and judiciary in Nigeria. We have come of age where no innocent person should be incarcerated for no reason. We pray Allah will give peace to our nation and for everybody to live in peace and in a peaceful environment.

...wonder shall NEVER end...9JA is just a SEASON film...anyway we dey sidon look....hmmmn!
Yours Ever

The BISHOP

EXPOSED!..THE REAL REASON WHY FUNKE AKINDELE'S WEDDING FELL APART!

It was undoubtedly a surprise when it was extensively heard that starlet Funke Akindele and her hubby Kehinde Almaroof Oloyede are not with each other anymore.

Exactly what began as mere gist quickly went viral in the newspapers. Akindele remained silent for days, and several fans wished this was yet an additional wicked report.

Months after the wedding event, Kehinde was stated to have impregnated one woman named, Modinat Nike Dada. The couple did all they could to cover the gist, yet it was out in the open.

Besides Modinat, there was the eldest spouse, Fadekemi, who felt left behind and thus enbittered by Kehinde’s marriage to Funke. Sources say that Fadekemi and Modinat neither consented Funke’s marital relationship to Kehinde as well as though he went on to wed her, they firmly objected the union. It was compiled that there were concerns from Funke’s household too, particularly from her immediate family members. The lovers went on, not heeding any whistle. And it appeared to all that they had both discovered happiness in one another.

What must have gone sour?
With more angles now coming out, including allegations  that Almaroof, has become a serial baby daddy, keeping a string of affairs, and even returning to the women he had prior to the celebrity wedding with Funke Akindele, it was only a matter of time before it was all out in the air.

Funke had disgruntled wives to contend with. There were many fans, friends and colleagues too, who felt she did not need to settle with an already married man; with the attendant drama and chaos. But, as it is in the things of love, Funke went ahead to tie the knot in what was unarguably, the most expensive, most glamorous celebrity wedding of 2012.

‘Everyone close to them knows the thing is not working and Funke is very unhappy. People have been advising her. She has just been busy shooting and trying to occupy herself. Couples separate and come back together. Even some divorced couples still settle. So why are people talking as if this is final?’ one friend said over the weekend, insisting ‘people should mind their business or pray for the couple’

She was happy beyond limits on her wedding day. And the days to come were full of bliss. So where did it all go wrong? Or was it a facade all along?
Why the marriage failed

Prior to their high society wedding, it was widely reported that Kehinde had several children from different women, a fact that was no mystery to Funke. It was reported that he was married to two of the women, an allegation that the ‘Jenifa’ star denied in an interview with a publication.
She boasted, ‘I can tell you authoritatively that my husband is not married to anyone else. Yes, he has beautiful children, who are not mine and we have a cordial relationship, which dates back to even before we got married.’

For months there had been concerns that Funke’s husband was rarely seen around her at most events she honoured. Mr Oloyede’s photos are nowhere to be found on Funke’s Instagram page where she’s very active.

It was also widely speculated by observers that the marriage, right from the inception, seemed like it was destined to fail because of all the controversies that surrounded it. From Kehinde’s many wives to many children, and of course alleged strings of affairs, many opined it was surely going to hit the rocks sooner or later.

Moreover, for some reason, the couple allegedly chose to live apart, an action which, sources say, did not help their bonding.
If Funke no longer trusted her husband, then she was not alone. Many say it is possible Almaroof became suspicious of a very busy woman, especially with her endorsement galore and frequent trips. But, unlike Almaroof, it is not certain if there were confirmed instances of infidelity on Funke’s part.

That the way..the COOKIES crumble!

Yours' Ecstasic

The BISHOP

FOR MEN ONLY!..WHAT TURNS US OFF MEN BY WOMEN.

When a woman enjoys, she likes whole-heartedly. And when a woman hates … Well finish it.
Men aren’t the only ones who get pissed by some attitudes or behaviors their spouses portray, women feel in this manner too as well as though she could not voice it, she does feel it.
If you do any of the things listed here as a man, its time you change because that special woman in your life isn’t digging those styles at all

NOISE MAKING
Just as a man loves his woman to act like a woman, a woman also loves her boo to act like a gentleman. If you aren’t a bus driver/conductor then why in God’s name do you act like that behind the wheels? Why do you yell at every passing vehicle in traffic? Why do you raise your voice in public? Why do you create unnecessary attention to yourself wherever you go? What’s wrong with you? If your spouse isn’t a pepper seller or a local woman from your village, then trust me, she hates that part of you deep inside.
 
MODE OF DRESSING
Oh trust me I have seen grown men sagging. And I always wonder, are they out of their freaking minds? I have also seen grown men, walk around in clothes Wiz kid and Davido (and the rest of the music gangsters wear) would wear and it seriously makes me wonder.
You know why Wiz kid dresses the way he does? Well that’s because he’s wiz KID. And Davido says he’s 20 so yes, he’s still allowed to dress however.
You see my friend, when you are grown; everything including your style grows with you. You ditch the Kanye like gangster clothes for Jay Z/Dare art Alade like clothes. Yes, clothes for grownups become your style. You ditch the saggy jeans for a clean-cut suit and dress like a grown up.
Women love that. Women love grown up men. Dressing like an adult is what is appealing to a woman.

DIRTY MEN
Some men can wear the same underwear for days without washing them. How far na?

LIAR
A man who lies is unattractive to a woman. No woman wants to have to check every time to know if her man is being truthful or not. There are so many important things in life that one has to worry about. A lying man shouldn’t be one of them.
 
DRUNK MEN
No woman wants a man who hangs out with his friends, gets drunk and starts acting irrational. That’s childish, that’s ridiculous and that’s unappealing.

OVER PROTECTIVENESS
Yes, a woman wants you to care. No, a woman doesn’t want you breathing down her neck every time. She needs you to trust her, back off already.

PROMISCUITY
no woman in love wants to share her man. None whatsoever. If as a man you can’t keep your hands off the cookie jar, a woman would find you too risky to be with. And can you blame her?

Yours' Collabotic
The  BISHOP

TRIVIALS!..LIST OF SENATOR THAT VOTED FOR UNDER AGE MARRIAGE IN NIGERIA!..PATHETIC!

The senators who voted NO,
Those senators who did not want the clause DELETED, include the following:
LIST OF SENATORS WHO VOTED FOR UNDERAGE MARRIAGE
1. Sen. Abdulmumin M. Hassan (Jigawa South West, PDP)
2. Sen. Abdullahi Danladi (Jigawa North West, PDP)
3. Sen. Adamu Abdullahi (Nasarawa West, PDP)
4. Sen. Ahmed Barata (Adamawa South, PDP)
5. Sen. Akinyelure Ayo (Ondo Central, Labour Party)
6. Sen. Alkali Saidu A. (Gombe North, PDP)
7. Sen. Bagudu Abubakar A. (Kebbi Central, PDP)
8. Sen. Dahiru Umaru (Sokoto South, PDP)
9. Sen. Galaudu Isa (Kebbi North, PDP)
10. Sen. Garba Gamawa (Bauchi North, PDP)
11. Sen. Danjuma Goje Mohammed (Gombe Central, PDP)
12. Sen. Gobir Ibrahim (Sokoto East, PDP)
13. Sen. Gumba Adamu Ibrahim (Bauchi South, PDP)
14. Sen. Hadi Sirika (Katsina North, CPC)
15. Sen. Ibrahim Bukar Abba (Yobe East, ANPP)
16. Sen. Jajere Alkali (Yobe South, ANPP)
17. Sen. Jibrilla Mohammed (Adamawa North, PDP)
18. Sen. Kabiru Gaya (Kano South, ANPP)
19. Sen. Lafiagi Mohammed (Kwara North, PDP)
20. Sen. Lawan Ahmad (Yobe North, ANPP)
21. Sen. Maccido Mohammed (Sokoto North, PDP)
22. Sen. Musa Ibrahim (Niger North, CPC)
23. Sen. Ndume Mohammed Ali (Borno South, PDP)
24. Sen. Sadiq A. Yaradua (Katsina Central, CPC)
25. Sen. Saleh Mohammed (Kaduna Central, CPC)
26. Sen. Tukur Bello (Adamawa Central, PDP)
27. Sen. Ugbesia Odion (Edo Central, PDP)
28. Sen. Umar Abubakar (Taraba Central, PDP)
29. Sen. Usman Abdulaziz (Jigawa North East, PDP)
30. Sen. Ya’au Sahabi (Zamfara North, PDP)
31. Sen. Zannah Ahmed (Borno Central, PDP)
32. Sen. Ahmad Rufai Sani (Zamfara West, ANPP)
33. Sen. Ahmad Abdul Ningi (Bauchi Central, PDP)
34. Sen. Bello Hayatu Gwano (Kano North, PDP)
35. Sen. Ibrahim Abu (Katsina South, CPC)

TRIVIALS!...YVONNE NELSON'S COUSIN REPLYS IYANYA, CALLS HIM A PUBLIC DOG.

YVONNE NELSON'S COUSIN REPLYS IYANYA, CALLS HIM A PUBLIC DOG.

Recently Yvonne Nelson granted an interview on "BellaNaija" where she revealed how much she was in love with Kukere crooner "Iyanya", She said things like "There were too many lies in the relationship. I found out a whole lot of things and I just felt like he took advantage of me.We dated for 7 to 8 months.

We had something and I thought it was special, like he was a wonderful guy but it was all lies. He had other girls and other things he was doing. Aside the actress that was in the picture, there were a lot more. That is how bad it is. We were in a relationship and he lied throughout and he was able to do all those things because I wasn’t living in Nigeria. But aside from the distance, I feel if you’re a genuine person and you’re loyal, you would still not do that.
Guess Iyanya saw this and decided to reply her in what was said to be a freestyle at the Timwestwood show. Iyanya sang...
“…Yvonne Nelson, I lost your medicine. Yvonne Nelson, I have your medicine. She called that she’s coming over and I ride her like a jangolova. All I want is your waist, no emotions, no tears, no letters, no love, no nothing. All I want is your waist, she ain’t even know it. She brought emotions…”

This didn't go down well for most of her fans and her family members. Last weekend Iyanya posted a picture showing a tattoo on his wrist which represent Yvonne's initials YN. The tattoo he got when he was still swimming in love with the screen diva.

Her cousin took out time to blast Iyanya for trying to tarnish the image of the actress. According to Yvonne’s cousin Jason,"Iyanya has a tattoo of Yvonne Nelson’s initials on his wrist.Why’s Iyanya saying No emotions, No tears, but he has Yvonne Nelson’s name ink’d on his skin? SILLY!!
 

Hate when people try to take the piss out of my family “No tolerance for bull Shit” This TimWestWood, Iyanya shit has got me MAD!
My cousin is a sweet loving girl, still don’t understand how she was in love with a public dog “”Disrespectful Crap”"
YN can only mean Yvonne Nelson. A tattoo for a girl  you only wanted her waist? Iyanya is the emotional one.

Be gentle with words. don't say something you can never take back because sometimes a scar last longer than a simple sorry".
Good enough she moved on.

Yours Ecstatic

The BISHOP

WOMEN ONLY!...5 TIPS FOR A FIVE STAR BLOWJOB

1.  Technique
Yes it's important so be imaginative - swirl your tongue around his head when it's in your mouth.  Use your hands or a sheath to shorten his length if you have a sensitive gag reflex.  Be creative and check in with him often to make sure he's enjoying it. 
2. Expand his zone
He gets pleasure from more than just his penis, so let your hair, fingers and nails tickle all around - up to his belly, down his thighs, around to his bum.  

 3. Visuals
Stick your bottom out, lean back so he can see past your breasts to your ribcage and below, look up at him with doe eyes - even put a naughty movie in the DVD player to give him extra stimulation.  
4. Get wet
Juice your mouth up with spit, add flavoured lube or keep some water beside the bed.  A blowjob just isn't a blowjob if it's dry.  
5. Enthusiasm
The absolute must-have is a ravenous partner.  If giving head isn't your thing, make it your thing.  Get off on the fact that you're the one sexy enough to give him this much pleasure, and imagine what he'll give you, soon enough.  That ought to light your fire - and that fire is more important than anything a sexpert can tell you.   

Winked...have a COLLABOTIC weekend

Yours Ever

The BISHOP