Having sex in public is freaking hot. Of course, there's always the risk of getting caught like a couple recently did in TBS at the Lagos Carnival (mortifying much?). That's why we came up with these risque moves—they're seriously sexy, with a low chance of getting caught.
The Hood of Your Car
There's something about a chick on a car that really gets guys
going. Drive somewhere secluded, pull over, and surprise him with hood sex. Hey, even if you're just in your garage, it's still hot.
Against the Window
Rent
a hotel room on a high floor with great views and have your guy pin you
up against the windows. And if you haven't seen that, trust us—it's worth it.
At a Party
Sneak your guy into a closet or bathroom the next time you're at a friend's shindig and go for the gold. Hearing the voices of the other guests will give you both a huge adrenaline rush.
In Your Backyard
Fall
is a great time of year to get it on outdoors. Pitch a tent and create a
campground in your own backyard. Leave all connection to the outside
world locked up in the house and get wild in your make-believe
wilderness.
A Single-Stall Restroom
Go to a hotel bar that has a private bathroom, rather than one with a line of stalls. Warm him up by whispering dirty things into his ear, then stealthily lead him to the restroom—and make it speedy. Cocktail followed by a quickie? Yes, please
Your Bedroom
Want
zero chance you'll get caught with the racy feeling of public sex?
Transform your room into a naughty playhouse by positioning a mirror or
two next to your bed. It'll feel like you're doing something wrong
without getting caught. Plus, guys are very visually stimulated so being
able to watch the action is a huge turn on.
A Home Gym
Ditto
with this move: If your guy has gym equipment at home, sweat it out
together (just make sure his roomies aren't around). An exercise bench
has just the right amount of cushion and is perfect for a girl-on-top
romp. Have him lie on his back, mount him, and use your legs to move up
and down. You can move up against a window if you want an even bigger
thrill. He'll never be able to get through a workout again without
thinking about all the dirty things you did there.
Yours' Lovingly
The BISHOP
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