I am not one to gloat over the misfortunes of others, let alone
self-inflicted misfortunes but I will say here that I am one of the few
Nigerians who are glad that the degrading, immoral, depraved, corrupt
show called Big Brother Africa has come to an end. (Though I know many
who will call for my head for branding the show immoral; I am sure there
are some who are whining now that the uncensored porn game is over.)
But like I said, I am happy it has ended. The main reason I am happy it
has come to an end is that we will get some rest from the antics,
expose, sex and confessions of one of Nigeria’s representatives in the
House, Beverly Osu. For a start, I will tell her ‘ntoooooorrr’; if she
thought she will use her sex acts with almost every willing male in the
House to help her win, I am sure she will now know that she was taken
for a ride. I also heard that her mother was actually planning a welcome
party for her when she comes home with the $300,000 prize money. Will
the party still hold? Only Mama Bev will tell us. I know that in spite
of widespread condemnation, most Nigerian guys couldn’t wait to get back
home, lock themselves in their rooms and stay glued to their TV sets as
the Housemates treated the whole world to their porn and sex antics,
all in a bid to outdo one another in the quest for the cash. But in the
end, I feel sad for Beverly for cheapening herself and allowing that
South African Rasta man ‘bang’ her for free and now, he has gone back
home to his woman while she will live with the shame, that is if she
thinks it was a shame on her part. She couldn’t keep her pants on for
the sake of dignity and has portrayed the image of Nigerian girls as
being wayward, the type of girls that any man anywhere can just sleep
with even in public. Forget the half-hearted denials that she and Angelo
did not actually have sex. Who are they deceiving? A friend of mine who
is a journalist in South Africa sent me a message the other day and he
narrated how popular Angelo has become for openly shagging a Nigerian
girl on TV. What a shame! What if her kids and their friends in the
future surf the Internet and find these pictures and video of hers? Will
she be there to explain to everyone that Angelo did not put his ‘thing’
into her ‘thing?’ Even in former BBA shows, Nigerian representatives
never showed such lack of decorum and self-debasement.
Even so called
‘bad girl’ Karen Igho who won the show did not condescend to such
despicable acts all in the name of, like one staunch Bev supporter
called it, being herself. We are a people known for our high morals but
Beverly Osu and her likes, even her supporters here, including her
mother who claimed she is so proud of her daughter, have thrown them
into the mud. So, that Angelo guy just banged our girl for free?
....oh my gosh!....I rest
my case.
The BISHOP
Before she earned the title of Nollywood’s queen of controversy,
Tonto Dike was a cute little girl with big dreams and natural,
non-blonde plaited hair.
The Nollywood actress shared this picture of herself which appears to
be a primary school class photo of sorts. The ‘Itz Over’ crooner stands
amidst her classmates in a white dress
and short, plaited hair. These days Tonto can be spotted either rocking
her blonde hair or her new fad, cornrows.
Three words – all grown up!
The 14 year old boy who beat airline and airport
security at Benin airport on Saturday August 24th and flew in the tyre hole of a Lagos-bound Arik plane actually thought he was on his way to the US.
Sources at Benin Airport said Daniel Ikehina ran away from home because
he was being maltreated and was trying to escape from his parents when
he joined the Arik flight.
Unfortunately for him the plane wasn't flying
to the US, it was flying to Lagos where the stowaway was immediately
arrested as he alighted from the wheel well of the aircraft. Daniel is
presently in the custody of the State Security Service (SSS) who are
trying to unravel how he managed to pull off such a stunt.
Really but...shhh!...no be me talk am oooo!...if it took 300 years to have an Airport in Benin....cos everybody is a PILOT...all CRAFT na CRAFT....only say na RUN WAYS different.....what if that guy na....PILOT wey find i'm way to the landing gear aperture as a BIRD nko....craft na craft oooo!
Na joke I dey so ooo!
Yours' Ever
The BISHOP
If this gist is true as we are made to believe by eyewitnesses,
then one of Nigeria’s hottest singers and Globacom Brand Ambassador,
Burna Boy may have entered into the bad books of his fans as he is
reported to have slapped, poured his drinks and humiliated a Silverbird
Cinemas ticket sales girl in Port Harcourt, a situation that even had
him arrested briefly by the police. According to the eyewitness who
tweeted using the handle @The 7 Day Theory, the Indian Hemp adoring
singer really went overboard when he had an altercation with the girl
and before anyone could intervene, he had slapped the poor girl and went
ahead to pour his drinks on her. This is what he tweeted:
The past month has seen Nollywood actress, Funke Akindele
go through a storm. Having lived through a public acrimonious breakup
of her marriage which lasted a surprising 413 days, and survived the
scorching wave of criticism from the media, she has has reason to smile.
Funke recently had her 36th birthday to celebrate, and her
friends pulled off a surprise gig for her at The Place Club by Papa’s
Entertainment, Lekki Phase One, Lagos.
Hakeem Balogun , Tiwa Savage and Tee Billz, Kate Henshaw,
Sexy Steel, Eniola Badmus, Funke Kuti, Uche Jombo, Ty Mix, JJC, Sound
Sultan,AY and his wife, Reminisce, African China, Bantu, Kaffy, Layole
Oyatogun all were on hand to make merry with her.
We’ve got you photos, enjoy!
We at SinnersChapel wish her all the best...in her new single life.
Yours' Ever
The Bishop
Nollywood star actress, Funke Akindele alias Jenifa may have
finally gotten over the betrayal by her husband of barely a year after
she quickly responded to his claims that he was building a house and
getting set to buy her a car, by telling him to keep his things as she
has moved on with her life.
In an interview few days ago, her estranged
husband, Mr. Kehinde Oloyede said that he was building a one storey
apartment for her somewhere in Ikeja and had plans to buy her a car
before the marriage broke down. But in a quick fire back, Funke also
granted another magazine a heart rending interview, where she bared her
mind on Kehinde’s statements. “He should keep his house and car. They
are not for me. He should take them to his wife in Oshodi and the other
concubines he keeps. That place is not for me; I have been through hell
and back.
I was abused emotionally and verbally. Really, I felt we could
work things out when trouble started two months after the marriage. But
after taking so much hurt, I made up my mind and shut the door of the
marriage at him when the trouble was coming too much for me. Ask him
when last he came to my house? He left me there in the apartment with
nothing and will dash in and out.
He gets abusive and caustic anytime we
had a misunderstanding and often told me to my face that he was going
to his wife in Oshodi. I stooped to conquer him; I buried my fame and
name to make him my husband but it did not work. He has been sending me
SMS messages and sent me one the other day that he has seen a buyer for
his house at Adeniyi Jones for 40 million naira. He asked me if he
should sell it and if he does, he will buy me a car and rent a new
apartment for me.
Why now? I don’t need all that; I want my sanity back.
I respected him to the end but he chose to treat me this way. He said
he wanted to clip my wings. He should just go his way and stop trying to
win me back because I have moved on and nothing will make me go back to
him,” a teary Funke concluded.
And that brings me to the question that no MARRIED woman has been able to answer correctly....
WHAT DO WOMEN SEE IN THE MEN THEY MARRY?
Initially should Funke had married her ex-husband?..
Some agbalagba says..its out of OJU KOKO RO!
...me I no know sha oooo!
Regards
The BISHOP
Recently, there has been news that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’
host, Frank Edoho’s new marriage is on the verge of collapse and that he
may just be thinking of going back to estranged wife, Katherine Obiang,
who has three kids for him. The rumour mills went haywire when it was
noted that Frank is even regretting leaving the Nigeria Info FM OAP, and
could even be thinking of going back to her. But in this interview,
Katherine has come out to state that for Frank to get married to another
woman, is the wrong thing for him to do since they are still legally
married, as their divorce has not been officially confirmed. This
interview is quite compelling.
How are your kids?
They are great.
And how are they taking the whole divorce issue?
We are not really divorced. It’s still a work-in-progress kind of
thing but we are taking it well. When it’s time for him to see the
children, he does and when it’s time to return them, he does. On my
part, I have carried the children along and make them understand they
are not stained because of it. I wouldn’t want them to develop a complex
because of it. We didn’t design for these things to happen but they do.
It’s like people who have lost their parents, they didn’t plan for it
but they have to move on. I watch them and I think they are doing pretty
okay especially because we talk about it every time there is a reason
to.
You mentioned that you aren’t really divorced. Does that suggest possibility of reconciliation?
No, it doesn’t. We just started the process but there isn’t any hope
for reconciliation. We know we would always be in each other’s lives
because of the children, so we have to be civil. When the children are
getting married for example, we have to hide our differences and make it
work.
What if he (Frank) came back, would you consider it?
No. Three years have gone by. It will be a whole entire process of
knowing somebody all over again and I don’t have the energy to do that.
We’ve let it burn and I don’t think he will do that.
Do you sometimes miss him?
He had such a great sense of humor. I don’t know if he still does.
His sense of music too, being a radio presenter, and we used to exchange
thoughts on things regarding that, but otherwise, I don’t miss him in
that nostalgic way of…It’s a part of my life I have come to terms with. I
am a solution oriented person. He was part of my life for more than 10
years (dated for four years and got married for 7 years).
Looking back at everything, do you wish you never got separated?
No, I think Frank and I should not have gotten married in the first
place. We should just have been friends because he was an awesome
friend. While I was dating someone else and he had to go back to his
country, he (Frank) was there all through and I had known him all the
while he was in the University of Calabar and we started our career
together. I think we shouldn’t have pushed it to marriage and just
stayed as friends.
Any regrets about that?
No. I have three lovely kids to show for it and of course, everything
happens for a reason and a purpose. They can only make us better or
stronger people and it has done so for me. I have grown from what went
wrong.
What is usually the cause of the fight?
I think it’s impatience, anger and not knowing how to deal with issue
in the now, so you react before you think. It goes like, ‘huh, how dare
you say this to me…is that what you will say?’ I can’t remember any one
in particular, it has been long now, I have moved on and it’s not a
thing that can happen to me again but I always say no matter what, a man
should not raise his hands on a woman. A woman should also not goad a
man too much. It takes nothing from the man who walks away because once
he hits a woman, he starts to think it is justifiable. Unfortunately, we
are in a society where we have friends that will give you thumbs up for
doing that. A man should be calmer and not react on the now.
Are you making efforts to ensure that your son isn’t wrongly influenced by this?
I have a son and I talk to him all the time. I let him know he must
be there to protect his sister. They should look at him and feel safe
with him and he knows that. The girls also push him and I caution them,
so it’s a balance.
Were you hit by the rumors of his recent marriage?
I didn’t want to believe he was because we are still married
(legally). We are not divorced, so I didn’t see how that was possible
and didn’t lose sleep over it. I’m not asking him not to go on with his
life but things should be done properly. We are separated for three
years and now in the divorce process. If he found happiness and love,
then I’m happy for him.
Will you be trying your hands on marriage again?
You just never know.
If you would, what kind of man would he be?
You come to a point in your life where you can’t afford to do things
out of adrenaline but with great thought. It would be a more mature
person, someone who is calm and has a fine sense of how life should be.
Someone who is mature, wise and seen life and the ways of the world and
knows what he is doing at every time.
When you think about all that has happened, does it bring tears to your eyes?
No, I feel a sense of disappointment instead especially now when the
children come home with questions that I need a man to answer, if he
(their father) were around. For example, someone to be there for my son
at a time when he is writing his common entrance examination. It’s a
feeling of disappointment, but you know, we have to rise above them and
you go on.
What was your reaction the very first time it happened?
I’m like these things happen in marriages but we think of
reconciliation and getting families involved. It is your first trial in
marriage and nobody gives a guideline about how things are going to be.
....Courtesy TheNetng
