Saturday, 2 March 2013

Sex Secrets Every Girl Must Know...






How many of us have contorted ourselves into twisty pretzel shapes, lit dozens of aphrodisiac candles, or even got Secretary-kinky, all in the name of better, hotter sex? And hey, it's true that a little off-the-beaten-path pleasuring can add a whole lotta spice to your lovin'. But no matter how far you go with the fancy moves and jazzy tricks, bed-devil skills like knowing exactly how to handle your guy down below and getting the absolute most from your G-spot. So dig in: We've determined the seven erotic essentials that must be set in motion for great sex to happen. Learn these and there's no way you're having a dud night. Ever. Ever, ever, ever. 

1. If he's hooking up with you, he loves your body.
Here's a head-scratcher: When a man gets a woman in bed, it's a huge ego boost for him ("Yeah, score!"). Yet at the same time, we chicks will be obsessing in the sack about our fat rolls and the way our thighs spread out when we're on our backs. Well, all that sex stress adds up to one thing: nooky that's neurotic and no fun. "Poor body image and refusing to believe your partner when he says he loves your figure will hurt your sex life,". Think about it: The more you strategically hide yourself under the sheet or say things like "I'm so bloated" or "I haven't shaved in days," the more he'll think,
Jesus, this chick has issues, and become less aroused. Plus, when you're self-conscious, there's no way to enjoy all the love he's lavishing on you (which, hello, is the whole point of the game). That's why, if you really want to rock the box springs, loosen up and let him ogle away during foreplay. Sex is as much about the visuals as it is the physical pleasure for a guy; it's like there's something connecting his eyeballs to his package. So don't be shy about putting on a show. As you undress, slide one bra strap down your shoulder and give him a smoldering upward gaze, which lets him know that you're watching him watch you.
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2.You don't need Cirque du Soleil moves to turn him on.
Men are simple. As in uncomplicated, pizza-and-beer, boobies-and-sports simple. So when it comes to revving him up for sex, a little enthusiasm goes a long way. "I'll be at the kitchen table or fixing a leaky faucet and my girlfriend will come up behind me and start rubbing my shoulders,".. "Then she'll slide her hands down my chest and into my pants. That surprise sexy stuff is like finding a N20K in your pocket." Some sizzling stealth moves: Slip a hand into his boxers in the wee hours before the alarm goes off or crawl on top of him while he's watching the news and give him a sexy clothes-on cuddle: Wrap your legs around him, arch your back and grind against him. Or while he's standing, run your hand down his package and between his legs, give him a light squeeze, then slide your hands around his sides to his butt and pull him into you. After a bit of this hot exchange, slide your hands up his sides again and slip off his shirt, lightly lick circles around his nipples and down his treasure trail. Then take his hand and run it down your neck, over your breasts, and along your undies, pressing into the areas that respond to his touch. Simple!

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3.His johnson isn't his only hot spot.
Once you and your man are so revved up that there's no choice but to burn rubber into the bedroom, exploring his other erogenous zones is essential. "Until women show us the way, a guy thinks the center of the sexual universe hangs between his legs," . So go for the nape of his neck, which likes to be kissed and nibbled, and his earlobes, a hotbed for sucking and biting. Then make a beeline for his sacrum, that bony area at the base of his spine. "Pressing the sacrum brings blood to the area, increasing circulation and enhancing his erection," . Try the love lock: Wrap your arms around him and slide your hands down his back. Rest your fingertips just above his butt crack and press slowly but firmly into the triangular bone there. The slight indents you'll feel are the points to stimulate. More mystery moan zones? His perineum, the patch of skin between his balls and his back door that's loaded with sensitive nerve endings. And the thick cord that runs along the crease where his legs meet his body (a.k.a. the groin) responds amazingly to your touch. Give him a double whammy: Run your hands along his lower body, then up his inner thighs. When you're between his legs, place your hands palm-down on him so your thumb and index fingers form a loose triangle around his package. Slide your thumbs up and down his perineum (glide, don't press) and apply firm, steady pressure to the crease. 


4.But in the end, it's the most important one.
When it comes down to it, his penis is still his, well, favorite joystick. And there are ways to give a hand job that'll earn you high marks. To begin, lube is a must. "Dry friction is penis enemy number one,. "Your hand should slip and slide up and down his pecker, not pull the skin off." Next, hold him firmly at the base of his shaft, but don't squeeze. Every guy is different, so gauge your grip by the look on his face. Start pumping your hand up and down his shaft slowly, increasing the speed incrementally and giving the head of his penis a light squeeze every now and then. "A good hand-job is like a throttle on a speedboat. You don't force it on and off. You coast from one speed to the next," I like a girl to go really slow for a minute, then build up speed for 10 or 15 seconds, then slow down again." While you're working him with one hand, use the other to cup his balls and gently tug the sac. Pull ever so slowly, never yank, and don't make sudden movements down there. Read his body language from start to finish and vary your pace and pressure accordingly. If he's thrusting his pelvis into your hand, tighten your grip or speed up the works if you want to take this past the foreplay level and actually finish him off. When he's about to orgasm, give him all the speed he can take and avoid touching the head, which is super sensitive at this point. Wrap up with a slow, base-to-head massage until his body stops twitching. If you don't want him to climax, slow things down by squeezing under the head of his penis to stifle the orgasm urge. 


5.Realize the key to great oral sex is being relaxed.
One of the biggest misconceptions women have about giving a blow job is that it has to be all mouth, all the time, which is what makes oral sex seem like a chore. "Despite the name, it should never feel like a job," "You have total control; just seeing your head down there is a thrill for him. As long as your teeth aren't raking over his flesh, you can do anything and he'll love it." For instance, use your hands — the sensation of your mouth in combo with a hand stroking his goodies is guaranteed to please. In fact, he really wants to feel a variety of sensations, so you have the perfect excuse to switch gears whenever you get tired. When your lips go numb, use less mouth and more hand and flicker your tongue around the head while you manually stimulate him. When your neck or jaw feels stiff, change positions — try kneeling in front of him so you're not leaning over and supporting your whole body with your back. Dry mouth? Slather him with flavored lube. Don't worry about whether you're mastering all the right moves. You learn a guy's favorite techniques — how fast, how hard, how long — over time. 


The difference between good oral sex and great oral sex,, is how gung ho you are. "Most guys would agree that there is no such thing as a bad blow job. But great oral sex requires one thing: a woman who's playful and willing to try." Apply this laid-back mantra when he's going down on you. Yeah, yeah, occasionally you stress about odors and stray hairs when he's touring your nether regions, but get this: Most men loooove going south  and they couldn't care less if things get messy,  "If anything, it's a turn-on, and it shows I have mad skills that get her hot." 

 
6...I.D. your G-spot.
Even though you can't see it from the outside and you might not know it's there, once you hunt down this red-hot region, you'll never settle for G-less sex again. It's a spongy area of tissue located at 12 o'clock inside the front wall of your vagina. To find yours, trace a straight line from your navel to the top of your pubic bone with your finger, pressing about a half-inch into your skin. When you feel a slight tingling sensation similar to what you feel when you have to pee, you've hit it. But your G-spot isn't your ticket to an insta-orgasm, "It's very similar to the clitoris in that, when stimulated, the tissue swells, and many women find the sensation pleasurable. But touching it doesn't automatically trigger an orgasm." Whipple says the best positions for arousing your G-spot are woman-on-top, rear entry, and missionary with your man on his knees (have him lift your legs up for a bigger boost). In these poses, his penis is angled to glide against it perfectly. But if you really want to explore your G-spot, have your partner insert his index and middle fingers palm side up and make slow come-hither motions. Once you're comfortable with the sensation, add to your arousal by pressing your palm into your abdomen right above your pubic hairline so that the area gets pressure from the inside and outside. If you get overstimulated (the area may feel icy-hot, ticklish, or uncomfortable), stop altogether or ride out the feeling, which fades after about 10 seconds. 


Regards

Bishop of Sinners Chapel







2 Mystics Foretell Crisis in Papacy: “The Church is in great danger.”














2 Mystics Foretell Crisis in Papacy: “The Church is in great danger.”

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I. Blessed Elizabeth Canori Mora

Blessed Elizabeth Canori Mora (d. 1825), on instructions from her confessor, wrote down revelations she received from God. Today, the manuscripts are safely kept in the archives of the Trinitarian Fathers at San Carlino, Rome. These practically unknown revelations tie in remarkably with those of the current situation of Rome and the Church today.
She was beatified in 1994.
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Crisis in the Church

On Christmas Eve 1813, Elizabeth was transported in ecstasy to a place refulgent with light. There she saw countless saints in adoration before a humble manger. The Infant Jesus signaled her sweetly to approach, but on drawing near she saw that He was soaking with His own Blood.
“Just the thought of it fills me with horror” she wrote. “But at the same time I understood the reason for such shedding of blood was the bad habits of many priests and religious who do not behave according to their state in life and the bad education given to children by their fathers, mothers and others entrusted with this duty. They, who should increase the spirit of the Lord in the hearts of others by their good example, instead mortally persecute Him with their bad conduct and teachings.”

Blessed Elizabeth received many other revelations concerning the devastating chaos and decadence into which Catholics, both lay and clerical, would fall.
She relates that on February 24, 1814, she “…saw many ministers of the Lord who rob each other and furiously tear off the sacred vestments. I saw the sacred altars despoiled by the very ministers of God.”

Likewise, on March, 22, 1814, while praying for the Holy Father she “…saw him surrounded by wolves who plotted to betray him… I saw the Sanhedrin of wolves which surrounded the Pope, and two angels weeping…when I asked them why they were sad and lamenting, looking upon Rome with eyes full of compassion they responded, ‘Wretched city, ungrateful people, the justice of God will chastise you.’”

On January 16, 1815, angels showed her “many ecclesiastics who persecute Jesus Crucified and His holy Gospel under the guise of doing good…Like furious wolves they scheme to pull the Church leader down from his throne. Then she was allowed to see the terrible indignation these wolves aroused in God. “In terror I saw the blazing lightening bolts of Divine Justice fall about me. I saw buildings collapsing in ruins. Cities, regions and the whole world fell into chaos. One heard nothing but countless weak voices calling out for mercy. Countless people will be killed.”
What terrified her the most was God’s anger. She saw Him “extremely angry with those who persecute Him. His omnipotent hands were holding bolts of lightening, His face was resplendent with indignation and His gaze alone was enough to incinerate the whole world.” The vision lasted but an instant, whereupon she recalled, “had it continued for another moment I surely would have died.”

Concerning her vision of June 7, 1815 she wrote of, “fierce wolves in sheep’s clothing, relentless persecutors of Jesus Crucified and His spouse the Holy Church… I saw the whole world convulsed, especially the city of Rome. How can I possibly relate what I saw of the Holy College? Because of contrary doctrines, together with the secular clergy, they were scattered, persecuted and murdered by the impious…The regular clergy had not suffered a total dispersion, but were also decimated. Countless men of all conditions died in the massacre, but not all were condemned, for among them were those of decent customs and others of holy life.”
Mercy Ceases for the World
 

On Christmas, 1816 Blessed Elizabeth saw Our Lady, who appeared extremely sad. Upon inquiring why, Our Lady answered, “Behold, my daughter, such great ungodliness.” Blessed Elizabeth then saw “apostates brazenly trying to rip her most holy Son from her arms.” Confronted with such an outrage, the Mother of God ceased to ask mercy for the world, and instead requested justice from the Eternal Father. Clothed in His inexorable Justice and full of indignation, he turned to the world.
At that moment all nature went into convulsions, the world lost its normal order and was filled with the most terrible calamity imaginable. This will be something so deplorable and atrocious that it will reduce the world to the ultimate depths of desolation.”

On the feast of Saints Peter and Paul, June 29, 1820, she saw Saint Peter descending from heaven, robed in papal vestments and surrounded by a legion of angels. With his crosier he drew a great cross over the face of the earth, separating it into four quadrants. In each of these quadrants, he then brought forth a tree, sprouting with new life. Each tree was in the shape of a cross and enveloped in magnificent light. All the good laity and religious fled for protection underneath these trees and were spared from the tremendous chastisement.

“Woe! Woe to those unobservant religious who despise their Holy Rules. They will all perish in the terrible chastisement together with all who give themselves to debauchery and follow the false maxims of their deplorable contemporary philosophy!
The sky took on a morbid blue color which terrified everyone who looked at it. A dark wind blew everywhere. An impassioned and mournful shrieking filled the air, like the terrible roar of a fierce lion, and resounded all over the earth in blood curdling echoes.

All men and animals brimmed with terror. The entire world convulsed and everyone pitilessly slaughtered one another…
When this bloody fight will arrive, the vengeful hand of God will weigh upon these fated ones and with His omnipotence He will chastise the proud for their rashness and shameless insolence. God will use the powers of darkness to exterminate these sectarian, iniquitous and criminal men, who plot to eradicate the Catholic Church, our Holy Mother, by tearing Her up by Her deepest roots, and casting Her on the ground.
God Will Laugh at Them

God will laugh at their malice, and with a mere wave of His almighty right Hand, He will punish the wicked. The powers of darkness will be allowed to leave Hell and enormous crowds of devils will invade the whole world. They will wreak great destruction and thus execute the orders of Divine Justice, to which they are also subjected. They will chastise man’s goods, families, towns, wretched cities, palaces, houses and everything else that exists on the face of the earth to the exact degree that God decrees…

God will allow wicked men to be cruelly chastised by fierce demons, because they voluntarily subjected themselves to the devil and joined in his attack of the Holy Catholic Church…
I saw the horrible prison, Hell. There I saw the devils that would be released on earth to carry their wicked destruction everywhere. They will decimate every place that idolatry was practiced to such an extent, that no trace of them will remain.”

The Great Restoration Begins
However, all will not end in this death and destruction. After these purifying punishments, she saw Saint Peter return on a majestic papal throne together with Saint Paul, who went through the world shackling the devils and bringing them before Saint Peter, who cast them back into the dark caverns from where they had come. Then a beautiful splendor came over the earth, to announce the reconciliation of God with mankind.”


The small flock of faithful Catholics who had taken refuge under the trees will be brought before Saint Peter, who will “choose a new pope. All the Church will be reordered according to the true dictates of the holy Gospel. The religious orders will be reestablished and the homes of Christians will become homes imbued with religion.

 So great will be the fervor and zeal for the glory of God that everything will promote love of God and neighbor. The triumph, glory and honor of the Catholic Church will be established in an instant. She will be acclaimed, venerated and esteemed by all. All will resolve to follow Her, recognizing the Vicar of Christ as the Supreme Pontiff.”

Early in 1821 Our Lord said to her, “I will reform my people and my Church. I will send zealous priests to preach my Faith. I will form a new apostolate and send the Holy Spirit to renew the world. I will reform the religious orders by means of new holy and learned reformers. They will all have the spirit of my predilect son Ignatius of Loyola. I will provide my Church with a new pastor, who is learned, holy and full of My Spirit. With holy zeal he will reform My flock.

“He told me many other things about this renovation. Many sovereigns will support the Catholic Church and be true Catholics, placing their scepters and crowns at the feet of the Holy Father and Vicar of Jesus Christ. Many kingdoms will abandon their errors and return to the bosom of the Catholic Faith. Entire peoples will convert, recognizing the Faith of Jesus Christ as the true religion.”
The above is an excerpt from the May 2002 issue of the Brazilian magazine Catolicismo concerning the private revelations of Blessed Elizabeth Canori Mora.
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II. Blessed Anne Catherine Emmerich

(d. 1824) Mystic, Stigmatist, was beatified in 2004.
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March 22, 1820
“I saw very clearly the errors the aberrations an the countless sins of men. I saw the folly and the wickedness of their actions, against all truth and all reason. Priests were among them, and I gladly endured my suffering so that they may return to a better mind.”
 April 12, 1820

“I had another vision of the great tribulation. It seems to me that a concession was demanded from the clergy which could not be granted. I saw many older priests, especially one, who wept bitterly. A few younger ones were also weeping. But others, and the lukewarm among them, readily did what was demanded. It was as if people were splitting into two camps…”
May 13, 1820

“I saw also the relationship between the two popes. . .
I saw how baleful (harmful) would be the consequences of this false church. I saw it increase in size; heretics of every kind came into the city (of Rome). The local clergy grew lukewarm, and I saw a great darkness…”

“Then the vision seemed to extend on every side. Whole Catholic communities were being oppressed, harassed, confined, and deprived of their freedom. I saw many churches closed down, great miseries everywhere, wars and bloodshed. A wild and ignorant mob took violent action. But it did not last long…”

“Once more I saw that the Church of Peter was undermined by a plan evolved by the secret sect, while storms were damaging it. But I saw also that help was coming when distress had reached its peak. I saw again the Blessed Virgin ascend on the Church and spread her mantle [over it].”
July, 1820
“I saw the Holy Father surrounded by traitors and in great distress about the Church. He had visions and apparitions in his hour of greatest need. I saw many good pious Bishops; but they were weak and wavering, their cowardice often got the upper hand…Then I saw  darkness spreading around and people no longer seeking the true Church.”  
August to October, 1820
 “I see more martyrs, not now but in the future…I saw the secret sect relentlessly undermining the great Church. Near them I saw a horrible beast coming up from the sea… All over the world, good and devout people especially the clergy were harassed oppressed and put into prison.  I had the feeling that they would become martyrs one day.”
“When the Church had been for the most part destroyed [by the secret sect], and when only the sanctuary and altar were still standing, I saw the wreckers enter the Church with the Beast. There they met a Woman of noble carriage who seemed to be with child because she walked slowly. At this sight, the enemies were terrorized, and the Beast could not take but another step forward. It projected its neck towards the Woman as if to devour her, but the Woman turned about and bowed down [towards the altar], her head touching the ground. Thereupon, I saw the Beast taking to flight towards the sea again, and the enemies were fleeing in the greatest confusion…. Then, I saw in the great distance great legion approaching. In the foreground I saw a man on a white horse. Prisoners were set free and joined them. All enemies were pursued. Then, I saw that the Church was being promptly rebuilt, and she was more magnificent than ever before….”
August 10, 1820
“I see the Holy Father in great anguish. He lives in a palace other than before and he admits only a limited number of friends near him. I fear that the Holy Father will suffer many more trials before he dies. I see that the false Church of darkness is making progress and I see the dreadful influence it has on the people. The Holy Father and the Church are verily in so great a distress that one must implore God night and day…”
“I have been told to pray much for the Church and the Pope…The people must pray earnestly for the extirpation (rooting out) of the dark church.”
“Last night I was taken to Rome where the Holy Father immersed in his sorrow, is still hiding to elude dangerous demands (made upon him). He is still very weak, and exhausted by sorrows, cares and prayers. He can now trust but few people. That is mainly why he is hiding. But he still has with him an aged priest who has much simplicity and godliness. He is his friend and because of his simplicity they did not think it would be worth removing him. But this man receives many graces from God. He sees and notices a great many things which he faithfully reports to the Holy Father. It was required of me to inform him while he was praying, of the traitors and evil doers who were to be found among the high ranking servants living close to him, so that he might be made aware of it.”
August 25, 1820
“I do not know in what manner I was taken to Rome last night, but I found myself near the Church of St Mary Major, and I saw many poor people who were greatly distressed and worried because the Pope was to be seen nowhere, and also on account of the restlessness and the alarming rumors in the city. These people did not seem to expect the Church doors to open; they only wanted to pray outside. An inner urging had left them there individually. But I was in the Church, and I opened the doors. They came in, surprised and frightened because the doors had opened. It seems to me that I was behind the door, and they could not see me. There was no office on in the Church. But the sanctuary lamps were lit. The people prayed quite peacefully…”
“Then I saw an apparition of the Mother of God, and she said that the tribulation would be very great. She added that people must pray fervently with outstretched arms, be it only long enough to say three Our Fathers. This was the way her Son prayed for them on the Cross. They must rise at twelve at night, and pray in this manner; and they must keep coming to the Church. They must pray above all for the Church of Darkness to leave Rome…”
“She (the Holy Mother) said a great many others things that it pains me to relate: she said that if only one priest could offer the bloodless sacrifice as worthily and with the same disposition as the Apostles, he could avert all the disasters (that are to come). To my knowledge the people in the Church did not see the apparition, but they must have been stirred by something supernatural, because as soon as the Holy Virgin had said that they must pray God with outstretched arms, they all raised their arms. These were all good and devout people, and they did not know where help and guidance should be sought. There were no traitors and enemies among them, yet they were afraid of one another. Once can judge thereby what the situation was like.”
September 10, 1820
“I saw the Church of St Peter: it has been destroyed but for the Sanctuary and the main altar. St Michael came down into the Church, clad in his suit of armor, and he paused, threatening with his sword and number of unworthy pastors who wanted to enter. That part of the Church which had been destroyed was promptly fenced in with light timber so that the Divine office might be celebrated as it should. Then, from all over the world came priests and laymen and they rebuilt the stone walls, since the wreckers had been unable to move the heavy foundation stones. And then I saw that the Church was being promptly rebuilt and She was more magnificent than ever before…”
September 12, 1820
 “I saw a strange church being built against every rule…No angels were supervising the building operations. In that church, nothing came from high above…There was only division and chaos. It is probably a church of human creation, following the latest fashion, as well as the new heterodox Church of Rome, which seems of the same kind…”
“I saw again the strange big church that was being built there (in Rome). There was nothing holy in it. I saw this just as I saw a movement led by Ecclesiastics to which contributed angels, saints and other Christians. But there (in the strange big church) all the work was being done mechanically (i.e., according to set rules and formula). Everything was being done, according to human reason. I saw all sorts of people, things, doctrines, and opinions. There was something proud, presumptuous, and violent about it, and they seemed to be very successful. I did not see a single Angel nor a single saint helping in the work. But far away in the background, I saw the seat of a cruel people armed with spears, and I saw a laughing figure which said: ‘Do build it as solid as you can; we will put it to the ground’.”
“I saw that many of the instruments in the new Church, such as spears and darts, were meant to be used against the living Church. Everyone dragged in something different: clubs, rods, pumps, cudgels, puppets, mirrors, trumpets, horns bellows – all sorts of things. In the cave below (the sacristy) some people kneaded bread, but nothing came of it; it would not rise. The men in the little mantles brought wood to the steps of the pulpit to make a fire. They puffed and blew and labored hard, but the fire would not burn. All they produced was smoke and fumes. Then they broke a hole in the roof and ran up a pipe, but the smoke would not rise, and the whole place became black and suffocating. Some blew the horns so violently that the tears streamed from their eyes. All in this church belonged to the earth, returned to the earth. All was dead, the work of human skill, a church of the latest style, a church of man’s invention like the new heterodox church in Rome.”
September 27, 1820
“I saw deplorable things: they were gambling, drinking, and talking in church; they were also courting women. All sorts of abominations were perpetrated there. Priests allowed everything and said Mass with much irreverence. I saw that few of them were still godly, and only a few had sound views on things.  I also saw Jews standing under the porch of the Church. All these things caused me much distress.”
October 1, 1820
The Church is in great danger. We must pray so that the Pope may not leave Rome; countless evils would result if he did. They are now demanding something from him. The Protestant doctrine and that of the schismatic Greeks are to spread everywhere. I now see that in this place (Rome) the (Catholic) Church is being so cleverly undermined, that there hardly remain a hundred or so priests who have not been deceived. They all work for destruction, even the clergy. A great devastation is now near at hand.”
“In those days Faith will fall very low and it will be preserved in some places only.”
“The Little Black Man in Rome, whom I see so often, has many working for him without their clearly knowing for what end. He has his agents in the New Black Church also. If the Pope leaves Rome, the enemies of the Church will get the upper hand. I see the Little Black Man in his own country committing many thefts and falsifying things generally. Religion is there so skillfully undermined and stifled that there are scarcely 100 faithful priests. I cannot say how it is, but I see fog and darkness increasing … All must be rebuilt soon; for everyone, even ecclesiastics, are laboring to destroy (and) ruin is at hand. The 2 enemies of the Church who have lost their accomplice are firmly resolved to destroy the pious and learned men that stand in their way…”
October 4, 1820
“When I saw the Church of St Peter in ruins and the manner in which so many of the clergy were themselves busy at this work of destruction –none of them wishing to do it openly in front of the others  – I was in such distress that I cried out to Jesus with all my might, imploring His mercy. Then I saw before me the Heavenly Spouse, and He spoke to me for a long time…He said, among other things, that this translation of the Church from one place to another meant that she would seem to be in complete decline. But she would rise again; even if there remained but one Catholic, the Church would conquer again because she does not rest on human counsels and intelligence. It was shown to me that there were almost no Christians left in the old acceptation of the word.”
October 7, 1820
“As I was going through Rome with St. Francoise and the other saint, we saw a great palace engulfed in flames from top to bottom. I was very much afraid that the occupants would be burned to death because no one came forward to put out the fire. As we came nearer, however, the fire abated and we saw the blackened building. We went through a number of magnificent rooms (untouched by the fire), and we finally reached the Pope. He was sitting in the dark and slept in a large arm-chair. He was very ill and weak; he could no longer walk. The ecclesiastics in the inner circle looked insincere and lacking in zeal; I did not like them. I told the Pope of the bishops who are to be appointed soon. I told him also that he must not leave Rome. If he did so, it would be chaos. He thought that the evil was inevitable and that he should leave in order to save many things beside himself. He was very much inclined to leave Rome, and he was insistently urged to do so. The Pope is still attached to the things of this earth in many ways…”
“The Church is completely isolated and as if completely deserted. It seems that everyone is running away. Everywhere I see great misery, hatred, treason, rancor, confusion and utter blindness. O city! O city! What is threatening thee? The storm is coming, do be watchful!…”
June 1, 1821
“Among the strangest things that I saw, were long processions of bishops. Their thoughts and utterances were made known to me through images issuing from their mouths. Their faults towards religion were shown by external deformities. A few had only a body, with a dark cloud of fog instead of a head. Others had only a head, their bodies and hearts were like thick vapors. Some were lame; others were paralytics; others were asleep or staggering. I saw what I believe to be nearly all the bishops of the world, but only a small number were perfectly sound. I also saw the Holy Father – God-fearing and prayerful. Nothing left to be desired in his appearance, but he was weakened by old age and by much suffering. His head was lolling from side to side, and it dropped onto his chest as if he was falling asleep He often fainted and seemed to be dying. But when he was praying, he was often comforted by apparitions from Heaven. Then, his head was erect, but as soon as it dropped again onto his chest, I saw a number of people looking quickly right and left, that is, in the direction of the world…”
“Then I saw that everything pertaining to Protestantism was gradually gaining the upper hand, and the Catholic religion fell into complete decadence. Most priests were lured by the glittering but false knowledge of young school-teachers, and they all contributed to the work of destruction. In those days, Faith will fall very low, and it will be preserved in some places only, in a few cottages and in a few families which God has protected from disasters and wars…”
1820-1821
“I also saw the various regions of the earth. My Guide (Jesus) named Europe and pointing to a small and sandy region, He uttered these words: ‘Here is Prussia (East Germany), the enemy.’ Then He showed me another place, to the north, and He said: ‘This is Moskva, the land of Moscow, bringing many evils’.”  
“I see many excommunicated ecclesiastics who do not seem to be concerned about it, nor even aware of it. Yet, they are (ipso factor) excommunicated whenever they cooperated to [sic] enterprises, enter into associations, and embrace opinions on which an anathema has been cast. It can be seen thereby that God ratifies the decrees, orders, and interdictions issued by the Head of the Church, and that He keeps them in force even though men show no concern for them, reject them, or laugh them to scorn.”
April 22, 1823
“I saw that many pastors allowed themselves to be taken up with ideas that were dangerous to the Church. They were building a great, strange, and extravagant Church. Everyone was to be admitted in it in order to be united and have equal rights: Evangelicals, Catholics sects of every description. Such was to be the new Church…But God had other designs…”
“I see that when the Second Coming of Christ approaches, a bad priest will do much harm to the Church. When the time of the reign of Antichrist is near, a false religion will appear which will be opposed to the unity of God and His Church. This will cause the greatest schism the world has ever known. The nearer the time of the end, the more the darkness of Satan will spread on earth, the greater will be the number of the children of corruption, and the number of the just will correspondingly diminish…”  
“They built a large, singular, extravagant church which was to embrace all creeds with equal rights: Evangelicals, Catholics, and all denominations, a true communion of the unholy with one shepherd and one flock. There was to be a Pope, a salaried Pope, without possessions. All was made ready, many things finished; but, in place of an altar, were only abomination and desolation. Such was the new church to be, and it was for it that he had set fire to the old one; but God designed otherwise….”
“I came to the Church of Peter and Paul (Rome) and saw a dark world of distress, confusion, and corruption, through which shone countless graces from thousands of saints who there repose…”  
“I saw the fatal consequences of this counterfeit church: I saw it increase; I saw heretics of all kinds flocking to the city. I saw the ever-increasing tepidity of the clergy, the circle of darkness ever widening…”
“Again I saw in the midst of these disasters the twelve new Apostles laboring in different countries, unknown to one another, each receiving streams of living water from on high They all did the same work. They know not whence they received their tasks; but as soon as one was finished, another was ready for them…”  
“The Jews shall return to Palestine, and become Christians toward the end of the world.”
October 22, 1822
“Very bad times will come when non-Catholics will lead many people astray. A great confusion will result. I saw the battle also. The enemies were far more numerous, but the small army of the faithful cut down whole rows of enemy soldiers. During the battle, the Blessed Virgin stood on a hill, wearing a suit armor. It was a terrible war. At the end, only a few fighters for the just cause survived, but the victory was theirs…”

Friday, 1 March 2013

Things to Do with a Naked Man...more to come!

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How do you turn him on? Oh, let us count the ways. Consider this your must - do list of sex tips to tease, squeeze, and totally please your guy!


1.Sneak Up Behind Him

Blow his mind with this sneaky move: Stand behind him and stroke his penis. This positions your palm flat against his member's sensitive underside, the same way he grips it when he masturbates. Then do a few things he can't do himself, like whisper in his ear or kiss his back. 


2.Get Naked Too

There's a good chance that your guy has never feasted his eyes on your completely bare bod for more than a few seconds. Maybe it's because you undress quickly in a passion frenzy or your bodies are too close for him to really take you in. But letting him stare at you in the buff is a surefire libido trigger.

3.Let Him Be an Animal

Initiate a primal move that fuels his frisky craving. Give him an animalistic challenge by having standing sex. Let him hold you up against the wall with your legs wrapped around his lower back. He'll be in the aggressor role since he's holding you up with his arms and lower bod, and he also gets the visual thrill of watching your breasts bounce during the act.

4.Break Out the Blindfold

Once you have him going crazy not knowing where your next lick, kiss, or stroke will land, treat your blindfolded boy to a slew of new sensations. Three to try: the feel of your hair, silk panties, or a string of pearls rubbed gently against his member.

5.Climb on Top

The majority of the dudes we polled in our most recent sex survey picked woman-on-top as their number-one nooky style. Bonus: This position can be very intimate since your faces are touching and you can slide your arms around each other so you're superclose. It's also a great method for delaying his orgasm a little longer.

6.Take a Sensual Shower

Steam up your bathroom mirror by standing this close together in the shower. Add the water pouring over you, and this is a perfect position for lots of wet, passionate kissing. You can also gaze into each other's eyes, further boosting the intimacy factor.

7.Find His G-Spot

A guy's prostate — the walnut-size gland under his bladder — is the ultimate magic button to push if you want to blow his mind in bed. To tantalize it, partway through oral sex or intercourse, rest two fingers against the swath of skin between his testicles and anus.e
Kindly bear with us cos we have 20 moves due to circumstances beyond us we shall bring u the concluding tips soon


Regards
The Bishop


Thursday, 28 February 2013

7 Spots Your Guy Should Touch....But Doesn't







According to new research, women need more than just penetration to get off during sex. (Can't say we're shocked, but we're glad scientists are catching on.) , to break down the hottest spots our guys should be paying more attention to in the sack. You might want to pass this on to you-know-who…

Your Feet
Um…perfect excuse for a serious foot massage. Not only will the stress relief make it easier for you to get in the mood, but every nerve ending in your soles will be on red alert for arousal.

Your Neck
The thin, sensitive skin on your neck makes every kiss and touch radiate through your body, getting you primed for the main event. Plus, your guy can feel your heartbeat when he strokes and kisses here—hot.

Your Stomach
Temperature is key here. Have him rub an ice cube over your nipples and down your belly, or drip melted chocolate around your navel and have him lick it off. The temperature changes bring blood to the area, and you know what's right next to your stomach... .

Your Ear Lobes
Sure the sweet nothings are nice, but whispering in your ear also stimulates the soft skin of your ear lobes. Sucking on them isn't a bad idea either.

Your Mouth
According to Queen, some women can't get turned on at all without kissing (girl, we feel you). Bonus points if he cups your face while kissing you. The more skin contact the better.

Your Inner Thighs
Your upper inner thighs have almost as many nerve endings as your lady parts. So have him lightly run his hands up and down your leg before he goes in for the kill.  

Your Nipples
A lot of guys don't give nipples the love they deserve, or the right kind of love. Maybe light blowing on them drives you crazy, or maybe you need nipple clamps to get off. Every nipple is different, so you'll have to speak up about what you like on this one. 

Best regards

The Bishop

Wednesday, 27 February 2013

What Makes a Guy Good in Bed









1.He Focuses on You

"Point of focus makes a man good in bed: Is he focusing on you or himself? I started dating a not-so-hot guy—who was kinda built like a tubby hobbit—who rocked my world sexually. He cherished every inch of my body and paid attention to each subtle detail of my enjoyment...for hours."

2.He Pays Attention

"A guy who responds to feedback—faster, slower, softer, harder, and so on—will get a real orgasm out of me. Every woman is different. There is nothing worse than an 'I'll show you how it's done' attitude."

3.He Makes You Feel Special...In a Sexy Way

"What makes a guy good in bed is when he makes me believe that I am the only one that gets him so aroused—that just the thought of me is enough to get him going and that I can make him excited with a few touches."

4.He's in for the Whole Experience

"What makes a guy good in bed is his knowing that really good sex isn't just about two body parts meeting but two whole bodies coming together for an amazing, pleasurable experience."


5.He's Kinda Kinky

"He needs to be adventurous. That is, nonjudgmental and willing to venture outside the sexual box—anything from biting or spanking to role-playing or BDSM. Nothing kills the vibe faster than feeling like a guy is judging you for what you like in bed."

6.He Understands My Body

"I honestly think the most important thing is to know a woman's body: What does what, how to manipulate it, and being genuinely interested in giving pleasure as well as receiving it."

Regards

The Bishop

Tuesday, 26 February 2013

Foreplay Your Guy's Way






 If you spend time engaging in pre play or fore play, you’ll pave the way for more pleasure than ever. “When a man is turned on before sex in the right way, it not only feels good, but his body is also more receptive and his orgasm more intense, five foreplay-for-him maneuvers that’ll tantalize your guy.

 PRE-SEX MOVE 1: Let Him View Your Body
You...naked. It’s already the hottest gift for your guy. Let him really soak up the sight and he’ll sizzle to an even higher temperature. “Men’s brain chemistry changes when they’re presented with a sexy image,so flaunting your body will make his desire climb.
 

To give him a view to a thrill, crib these peep-show pointers. Push him down on the bed and straddle him. Then, while he’s defenseless, very leisurely peel off one piece of your clothing at a time. To really titillate him, let him sneak a peek at the good stuff — your breasts, butt, inner thighs — but then cover up again. When you finally get down to removing your panties, do it painfully slow so he feels the burn. “Once you’re naked, tease him by twisting your body over him in different directions, arching your back, and letting your breasts graze his face and chest, He’ll be absolutely aching for your touch by the time you finally press your body against his.

  Let him look, but don’t let him touch. That anticipation is a powerful tool.
 


PRE-SEX MOVE 2: Use Your Breath
Relax, you can leave the tantric breathing to Sting. But there’s something to be said for using your mouth to work up your man. Start by letting your parted lips linger somewhere on his body, like his stomach or chest, then slowly exhale. “The rush of hot air will create a temperature change in his skin and heighten arousal,


“ It’s like a stimulation bonanza.”

Now, a couple of heated rounds like this and your guy’s gonna want to go for the gusto. So to reel him back: Work your way south to his package, pucker up, and blast a circle of cool air around his penis, as if you were putting out the candles on a cake. “Breathing cool air on a hot region will actually make his arousal last longer,”.


PRE-SEX MOVE 3: Play a Little Rough
When it comes to foreplay, most women crave a slow seduction. But guys often like the more forceful approach. “Men get turned on when women get a little animalistic and make maximum pleasure the goal. They take it as a sign of lust and an indication that she’s as into it as he is,” says Brame. To him, playing rough isn’t about bondage necessarily. “Guys just want a woman who can take the reins,” 


  If he makes a move to give you some down-there pleasure, pull him up, flip him over on his back, and let him be on the receiving end. Trust us, he won’t have a problem with this kind of authority.  
PRE-SEX MOVE 4: Tantalize with Touch
Guys are surprisingly touchy between the sheets, and we’re not just talking about how he measures up to your ex. “Men desire a variety of hands-on stimulation techniques,”. And guess what, it’s not where you think. Instead of heading straight for his package, mix up your sexual touches — think: hard massage, long nail strokes, surprise pinches — all over his body to pique his pleasure.

That’s what Tunde, 29, found out. “I thought the only place Seyi was interested in being touched was between his legs, but when I pinned him down and started kneading his butt checks and sucking on his earlobes, he went wild,” she says.“These contrasting caresses electrify the nerve endings in his skin, and the surprise factor helps rev him up even more,” she says.
 


PRE-SEX MOVE 5: Bring Him to the Brink
And now for the frisky finale: Pull out the start–stop trick. “By teasing your guy mercilessly and bringing him dangerously close to climax repeatedly, you will ultimately intensify his orgasm,”


 To kick off his preorgasmic frenzy: “Draw a circle around his genital region with your lips,” .“The whole area from his upper thigh to lower belly is sensitive, and the teasing proximity of your mouth will excite him but still allow him to hold back his climax.”

Then read his body language to determine when he’s close to combusting and ease off. “When his body tenses up, you know he’s right there,”  If you don’t want him to climax yet, move your focus to another lusty location. And when you’re ready to finish him off... well, you’ve got it from here, right?



Best regards


Bishop

Scents That (Really!) Seduce Him...





You know what gets him going — a flash of lacy lingerie, some naughty texts, a flirty hair toss. Turns out, your perfume can also make a man’s pulse race. There’s no doubt that scent is a powerful thing: The nose can pinpoint up to 10,000 different smells. But would he go to bed with you just because of the bouquet you’re wearing? Actually...yes! After polling 463 guys, we uncovered titillating findings like that and others. Read on for all the scentual results! Scent arouses men on a very primal level,  “Pleasant aromas can actually stimulate parts of the brain directly connected to sexual desire,” he explains. And that can lead to some lusty thoughts.

84% believe perfume has the power to turn them on or off.
Surprise! Yummy scents got the most votes among the guys we polled. The reason, says Dr. Hirsch, is that these aromas connect to deep emotional cravings. “Sweet and tasty scents are familiar. Smelling them reminds guys of simple childhood days, so they feel secure enough to let their attraction and affection show.” In that sense, tasty notes work on a subconscious level to loosen him up. That’s all the more reason why he’ll want to nibble you. Still, stick with subtle blends — not of the Krispy Kreme variety — or something with a sweet base that’s blended with other ingredients dudes love.... Runner-up scents in our poll: 27 percent preferred fruity notes, while 18 percent found florals appealing.
36% say scrumptious scents drive them crazy on a first date.
He’s already transfixed by your looks, but wearing a scent shows you’re doing something extra special — and sensual — for him. “In that way, fragrance can enhance feelings and emotions,”. It can even change our perceptions in the early days of dating.  “But when I got a whiff of her exotic Gucci Envy scent, I did a 180 — I suddenly saw her sexy, daring side, which I loved.” So let loose and play with scents when the mood strikes.
81% think a woman’s fragrance could boost her overall attractiveness.
Since caveman days, the human brain has been hardwired to size up potential mates simply based on scent,  The body actually emits odors that spur us to hook up with and pursue fertile partners. That’s why you shouldn’t pour perfume on your skin — a light mist is all you need so it can mix and mingle with your natural aroma. “When I sniffed my girlfriend’s citrus perfume while we were watching the sun set on the beach, it made me want to move a few inches closer to her because I found it so intoxicating,” says Barry, 26. “I couldn’t resist the urge to make out with her, so we ditched the sand and headed to the bedroom for a little fun in the sheets.” Sometimes, a tiny bit of sweat can help release your sultry powers and reel him in.“One time, I smelled Glow by J.Lo on a girl, and all I wanted to do was groove closer with her...all night.” Encourage him to work up a sweat too. Research shows that the chemicals in male perspiration stimulate sexual desire in women (no wonder he looks oh so appealing post exercise).


35% would go to bed with a woman just because her scent appealed to them.
Leaving your panties in his bed excites him, sure. But leaving a delicate trail of scent behind? Now that can drive him insane with desire. “Fragrance is the quickest way to tap into and change a guy’s mood, “Even when he’s asleep, your smell holds the power to arouse him.” Think of perfume as seductive foreplay, and experiment with different blends to keep him guessing and wanting more. For example, if you normally wear something rosy and floral, playfully spritz a complex, spicier blend on your sheets, pillows, lingerie, even a love letter. The unexpected notes of the fragrance will really unleash his imagination.

42% say they have fantasized about a woman’s perfume.
A fantasy can drive him so wild, in fact, he’ll just have to ravish you. “I once had an innocent crush on a girl who wore this amazing Asian floral scent,” says Marco, 31. “After I hugged her good-bye one day, the scent rubbed off on my scarf and lingered for days. Every time I smelled it, I kept thinking about her and dreaming about being with her and kissing her. I literally couldn’t get the scent out of my head, to the point where I actually broke up with the girl I was dating at the time to be with the one who smelled so good.”


55% said their girlfriends rarely overdo it when applying perfume.
To make sure you don’t knock out his nose, stick to misting your pulse points (inner wrists, elbows, neck, backs of the knees). The warmth of the skin will slowly release the fragrance into the air as you move. Keep in mind too that the olfactory receptors in the brain become immune to most smells after about 15 minutes,That means you can’t always trust your own nose to tell you when you’re oversaturated...but (unfortunately) it will be obvious to others. “I’m a physical trainer, and I used to work with this obnoxious woman who must have bathed in some oriental scent before her session Now, even the slightest breeze of that perfume makes my temper start to flare up.” To make sure you’re not setting off scent alarms, try to apply the same amount — one to two dabs or mist the air and walk through the cloud — in the morning and before going out at night. The best place to spray your guy? His chest hair, which acts as an “excellent fragrance diffuser. The scent will last for hours, so you’ll want to get closer to him.

Fascinating Fragrance Facts



  • Women rated higher in intelligence and friendliness when they wore scent in a job interview than when they did not.
  • Perfume bottles once came with secret compartments for smelling salts, which were used to revive women who had fainted from wearing tight corsets — ouch!
  • In ancient India, the traditional greeting of affection (like our hug or cheek kiss) was to smell someone’s head.

  • Best regards

    Bishop