FOR WOMEN ONLY!..Lingerie Tips You Need to Know

We all know that most of us—like 85 percent—wear the wrong size bra. so we  at Sinners Chapel called up the stars and "boob whisperers".....Orobosufe  for their lingerie tips.

 

Take Your Man

Guys love to buy lingerie for their women, but...sometimes it's just not what you'd pick out for yourself. Clue him in on your style by taking him along with you.

When in Doubt, Go Black

The one sexy thing every lady should have? A black lace bra. It's versatile, racy, and flattering for everyone.

Wear It for You

Wear your corset or sexy camisole under a blazer all day long. It'll make you feel crazy-hot. And when you feel sexy, you act sexy.

Get it Tailored

Lingerie is made to fit women who are the same size on the top as they are on the bottom, i.e. no one. A bra and lingerie tailor can make something you bought hug and lift all the right bits.

Befriend Your
Bra Saleswoman

Finding the right bra can be a beyotch on your own. So go to a store you feel comfortable in where you can get measured—and do it once a year, since your boobs can change.

Best regards

The BISHOP

FOR WOMEN ONLY!...10...SEX TIP...to rock your world.

1. "A smart single woman…doesn’t have to prove herself in sex. But she should act as though she could if she wanted to.”

2. “Should a man think you are a virgin? I can’t imagine why, if you aren’t. Is he?”

3. “Once in bed, it’s kind of silly to fake inexperience. Most men agree that inhibitionless and even aggressive enjoyment from a woman is an asset so far as their own enjoyment is concerned.”

4. “There is nothing like holding off and not having an orgasm one week, two, more…to have the greatest orgasm of your life when it happens. This takes discipline. You have not to masturbate no matter how inclined you are….A really longed-for, ready-for-it, haven’t-in-a-while orgasm doesn’t have anything much better than it.”

5. “I believe good drivers—focused, don’t show off but never get stuck behind a truck making a delivery, a bus letting off passengers, or a car double-parking—are good in bed. These men just very smoothly, efficiently get the girl or the car to do what they want and what the girl wants…no bumpiness, swerving, dawdling.”

6. “I don’t think pants are sexy for women. Dresses, on the other hand, are meant to be crept up inside of until hands touch underwear…a sweet, friendly, almost innocent pursuit, much sweeter than him boldly unzipping the fly of your slacks.”

7. “The vertical indentation in a man’s ear that dips down into the fleshy part of the lobe is an indication of how big his erect penis will be. Shallow ear-indentation correspond to small penises; deeper (like the shape of Italy) go with larger. I haven’t been able to corroborate this theory recently but in my single days found it infallible.”

8. “Magical sex does not always show up attached to the right man. When this person and his magical sex get too ‘expensive’—too many tears, blues, lonesomeness, too often feeling angry and taken for granted, the pain outweighing the pleasure—the magic man will have to go.”

9. “If a man is persistent to the point of becoming tiresome….Say,‘You’re most attractive. You’re really lovely, but do you honestly suppose I can sleep with every man who asks me? The answer for now is no.’”

10. “If a man is cheating on you, the best thing to do is cheat on him but don’t tell him. Gives life a whole new perspective.”

We trust these works.....trusting also that you are having a wonderful and wicked weekend...winked.

Yours' Ever

The BISHOP

TRIVIALS!....Suarez gets 10-game ban for biting player in arm!

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez was banned for 10 matches by the English Football Association on Wednesday for biting an opponent during a Premier League match, ruling him out for the rest of the season.
Liverpool managing director Ian Ayre said Suarez and the club were ''shocked and disappointed'' at the punishment.

The FA said in a statement that a three-man independent panel ruled that the regular suspension of three games for violent conduct was ''clearly insufficient'' after Suarez bit Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic on the upper right arm during the 2-2 draw at Anfield on Sunday. He wasn't sent off because the referee didn't see the bite, which was reviewed later.

Suarez has until Friday to appeal against the seven games added to his sanction.
''We await the written reasons tomorrow before making any further comment,'' Ayre said in a Liverpool statement.

Suarez admitted to biting Ivanovic and apologized to him after the match. He also received a fine from Liverpool and was rebuked by the government on Monday.

It's not his first biting offense. He was banned for seven matches in 2010 for biting the collarbone of a PSV Eindhoven player in the Dutch league, earning the nickname ''Cannibal of Ajax.''

He was suspended for eight games in December 2011 for making racist insults toward Manchester United defender Patrice Evra during a match.

That all GOOD a punishment for COUNT SLAVISLA SUAREZ DRACULA
  
Regards

The BISHOP

TRIVIALS...Dangote To Build $8 Billion Refinery

Nigerian Billionaire Dangote To Build $8 Billion Refinery, Donates $500,000 To UNICEF

Aliko Dangote

Africa’s richest man, Aliko Dangote, has announced plans to construct an $8 billion refinery in Nigeria later this year.

Dangote made the announcement last week in Lagos during a breakfast meeting with some senior editors of various Nigerian media organizations to commemorate his 57^th birthday. While Dangote did not disclose the planned location of the facility or its capacity, he said his Dangote Group, will start work on the refinery as soon as the company secures final approval from the federal government and other related agencies.

In 2011, the Nigerian government granted approvals to 19 multinational corporations to set up private refineries in the country. To date, none of the companies has set one up. At the moment, the government subsidizes the downstream sector of the petroleum industry and dictates the price of fuel products, a move which Dangote says has impeded growth in the sector.

“We are all aware that the federal government had issued 19 licenses to the private sector to establish refineries in the country, but how many of them have come on stream? There is uncertainty in the sector and only a mad businessman will put up a refinery now, but we are set to do that,” he apparently told reporters.

The Nigerian billionaire also sent out a passionate plea urging the government to allow the private sector to thrive by allowing market forces to determine the price of petroleum products.
In what is likely a related development, Aliko Dangote’s charity organization, the Dangote Foundation has donated $500,000 through the United Nations Children Fund (UNICEF) to support the Nigerian government’s response to managing a recent outbreak of measles that has affected many states in Nigeria. Aliko Dangote announced the donation this past weekend when he was visited by a UNICEF delegation led by Jean Gough, the UNICEF representative in Nigeria. While thanking Dangote for the donation, Gough promised that the money will be used to procure 1.7 million doses of measles vaccine and will go a long way in supporting the measles campaign which the Nigerian government is championing through its Ministry of Health and the National Primary Health Care Development Agency (NPHCDA).

“The grant is a major contribution to government’s fight against measles, which is among the leading causes of child deaths in Nigeria, especially in areas where immunization coverage is low. As we are aware, the trend of measles follows a seasonal pattern with periods of high transmission (January to June with peaks in March) and low transmission (July to December),” Gough was reported to have said at the time.

Between January and now, over 16,000 cases of measles have been reported across Nigeria. International health organizations, governments, donors and philanthropic organizations like the Dangote Foundation have made contributions towards managing the outbreak. Last year, the Dangote Foundation gave over $100 million to causes ranging from education, healthcare, flood relief and poverty alleviation.

If only all 10 other billinaires in Nigeria can be this enterprising...then the issue of UNEMPLOYMENT and RESTIVENESS from the youths and other groups would be a thing of the past.

Best regards

The BISHOP

For WOMEN only!...10 THINGS TO DO TO A NAKED MAN!...part.1

Sneak Up Behind Him

Blow his mind with this sneaky move: Stand behind him and stroke his penis. This positions your palm flat against his member's sensitive underside, the same way he grips it when he masturbates. Then do a few things he can't do himself, like whisper in his ear or kiss his back.

Get Naked Too

There's a good chance that your guy has never feasted his eyes on your completely bare bod for more than a few seconds. Maybe it's because you undress quickly in a passion frenzy or your bodies are too close for him to really take you in. But letting him stare at you in the buff is a surefire libido trigger. 

 

Let Him Be an Animal

Initiate a primal move that fuels his frisky craving. Give him an animalistic challenge by having standing sex. Let him hold you up against the wall with your legs wrapped around his lower back. He'll be in the aggressor role since he's holding you up with his arms and lower bod, and he also gets the visual thrill of watching your breasts bounce during the act. 

 

Break Out the Blindfold

Once you have him going crazy not knowing where your next lick, kiss, or stroke will land, treat your blindfolded boy to a slew of new sensations. Three to try: the feel of your hair, silk panties, or a string of pearls rubbed gently against his member. 

 

Climb on Top

The majority of the dudes we polled in our most recent sex survey picked woman-on-top as their number-one nooky style. Bonus: This position can be very intimate since your faces are touching and you can slide your arms around each other so you're superclose. It's also a great method for delaying his orgasm a little longer.

 

 

Take a Sensual Shower

Steam up your bathroom mirror by standing this close together in the shower. Add the water pouring over you, and this is a perfect position for lots of wet, passionate kissing. You can also gaze into each other's eyes, further boosting the intimacy factor.

 

Find His G-Spot

A guy's prostate — the walnut-size gland under his bladder — is the ultimate magic button to push if you want to blow his mind in bed. To tantalize it, partway through oral sex or intercourse, rest two fingers against the swath of skin between his testicles and anus.

 

Give Him a New Number

No doubt, you're intimately acquainted with 69. Now may we introduce you to 77? The number refers to the way you and your partner's bodies look when they meld together in this side-entry position. The unique angling practically guides his, uh, missile to your G-spot.

 

Find a New Favorite Spot

Steam things up at home by moving outside the bedroom and doing it on top of a sturdy table, kitchen counter, bathroom sink, or hood of a car that's parked in your garage.

Massage His Backside

Take oral sex to a whole new level by caressing his butt cheeks as you're going down on him. Double his pleasure with the synchronized motions that let you control the pacing.

 

We at SINNERS CHAPEL...believes these tips would go a long way to IGNITE your relationship 

especially your....BEDROOM life...winked.

Wishing you all a STEAMY weekend

Best regards

Yours' COLLABOTIC

The BISHOP

 

How to get... STEAMY & WICKED.. in BED!

It may take little more than a grope to prep your man for nooky, but get this: If you spend time engaging in pre play, you’ll pave the way for more pleasure than ever. “When a man is turned on before sex in the right way, it not only feels good, but his body is also more receptive and his orgasm more intense,” says the Bishop. Here, five foreplay-for-him maneuvers that’ll tantalize your guy.

PRE-SEX MOVE 1: Let Him View Your Bod
You...naked. It’s already the hottest gift for your guy. Let him really soak up the sight and he’ll sizzle to an even higher temperature. “Men’s brain chemistry changes when they’re presented with a sexy image,” says the Bishop, “so flaunting your body will make his desire climb.”

To give him a view to a thrill, crib these peep-show pointers. Push him down on the bed and straddle him. Then, while he’s defenseless, very leisurely peel off one piece of your clothing at a time. To really titillate him, let him sneak a peek at the good stuff — your breasts, butt, inner thighs — but then cover up again. When you finally get down to removing your panties, do it painfully slow so he feels the burn. “Once you’re naked, tease him by twisting your body over him in different directions, arching your back, and letting your breasts graze his face and chest,” says the Bishop. He’ll be absolutely aching for your touch by the time you finally press your body against his.

Take it from Kunle,* 32. “My girlfriend stripped and sat me down in front of a big mirror. Then she said ‘Hands off’ and began to undress me,” he recalls. “Watching her — but not being able to have her—was torture... in a good way.” Let him look, but don’t let him touch. That anticipation is a powerful tool.

PRE-SEX MOVE 2: Use Your Breath
Relax, you can leave the tantric breathing to Sting. But there’s something to be said for using your mouth to work up your man. Start by letting your parted lips linger somewhere on his body, like his stomach or chest, then slowly exhale. “The rush of hot air will create a temperature change in his skin and heighten arousal,” says Nancy

“My girlfriend does this thing where she takes a long, wet lick up my neck, followed by a warm breath,” says Christopher, 29. “Or sometimes she’ll go really fast, alternating between licking and cool blowing on my nipples. It’s like a stimulation bonanza.”

Now, a couple of heated rounds like this and your guy’s gonna want to go for the gusto. So to reel him back: Work your way south to his package, pucker up, and blast a circle of cool air around his penis, as if you were putting out the candles on a cake. “Breathing cool air on a hot region will actually make his arousal last longer,” says the Bishop.

PRE-SEX MOVE 3: Play a Little Rough
When it comes to foreplay, most women crave a slow seduction. But guys often like the more forceful approach. “Men get turned on when women get a little animalistic and make maximum pleasure the goal. They take it as a sign of lust and an indication that she’s as into it as he is,” says the Bishop. To him, playing rough isn’t about bondage necessarily. “Guys just want a woman who can take the reins” .

So seize carnal control with a gotta-have- him-now lip-lock.Jonathan, 31, says his fiancée, Aisha, has that smooch nailed. “She’ll take my tongue in her mouth and really suck on it,” he says. “I swear a rush shoots right to my groin.” Next, make him putty in your hands by physically moving him into different positions, scratching your nails down his back, and being ballsy when he tries to take over. For instance, if he makes a move to give you some down-there pleasure, pull him up, flip him over on his back, and let him be on the receiving end. Trust us, he won’t have a problem with this kind of authority.
PRE-SEX MOVE 4: Tantalize with Touch
Guys are surprisingly touchy between the sheets, and we’re not just talking about how he measures up to your ex. “Men desire a variety of hands-on stimulation techniques,” says the Bishop. And guess what, it’s not where you think. Instead of heading straight for his package, mix up your sexual touches — think: hard massage, long nail strokes, surprise pinches — all over his body to pique his pleasure.

That’s what Jess, 29, found out. “I thought the only place Jason was interested in being touched was between his legs, but when I pinned him down and started kneading his butt checks and sucking on his earlobes, he went wild,” she says. Jess has the right idea, according to the Bishop. “These contrasting caresses electrify the nerve endings in his skin, and the surprise factor helps rev him up even more,” she says.
PRE-SEX MOVE 5: Bring Him to the Brink
And now for the frisky finale: Pull out the start–stop trick. “By teasing your guy mercilessly and bringing him dangerously close to climax repeatedly, you will ultimately intensify his orgasm,” says Gladys.

To kick off his preorgasmic frenzy: “Draw a circle around his genital region with your lips,” says Ify. “The whole area from his upper thigh to lower belly is sensitive, and the teasing proximity of your mouth will excite him but still allow him to hold back his climax.”

Then read his body language to determine when he’s close to combusting and ease off. “When his body tenses up, you know he’s right there,” says Nike. If you don’t want him to climax yet, move your focus to another lusty location. And when you’re ready to finish him off... well, you’ve got it from here, right? 

Hope we have BLESSED you a little?...have a SWELL week ahead..regards

Yours' ESTATIC

The BISHOP

FACTS....Top 10 Richest Persons In The World

This is the most recent list of the richest people in the world.
1. Carlos Slim:

Carlos Slim is basically from Mexico and currently has cash reserves of $ 74 billion. The main business of the Carlos Slim is the telecommunications and first started his business talent when he was a mere 10 year old selling soft drinks and snacks to the families. He finished his graduation and finished the Engineering and worked as a trader for some time in the Mexican Stock Exchange. He fastly created billions of money and so does his interests as he armored himself by keeping many bodyguards so as to safeguard the billion of dollars which he earned and also largely helps people who deal with the problems like poverty, illiteracy and also provides medical facility for the poor.


2. Bill Gates:


The Man who dropped out of Harvard University in 1975 went out and started the World’s largest IT Company named Microsoft. The only vision which always Bill gates had is to facilitate every home with one computer. It was in 1986 when Microsoft went out in public with its initial public offer and Bill Gates was at an age of 31 and became the self-made billionaire at that time. In the year 2008, Bill Gates stepped down from the controlling company and then publicly announced on that the 50% of all his earnings for the rest of his life to the foundation which will help the poor. The current net worth of the Bill Gates is $ 56 Million.

3.  Warren Buffet:

Warren Buffett who is from United States has a current net worth of $ 50 billion and has run in the Omaha, Nebraska-based conglomerate since 1965. He too plays a very significant role in the Melinda Gates foundation as till now he has contributed a whopping $ 8 billion to that foundation. Warren Buffett lives in the city of Berkshire Hathaway. Currently Warren Buffett is 80 years Old and still helps many people who are very poor and are in search for education and food.
4. Bernard Amault

 

Bernard Arnault, who is from France aged 62. His current net worth of $ 41 billion and is also a very good friend of the French president Nicolas Sarkozy. He was educated at the great Ecole Polytechnique and joined his father’s construction company at an age of 25. He not only earned the fame as well as the name but also started LVMH group in the 1990s with the Louis Vuitton, Moet and Hennessy brands which is the World’s Luxury brand and constitutes a great leadership position in the Luxury brand.

5. Larry Ellison

Larry Ellison is the simple person with the most number of awards and also other technical recognitions and is also un doubted founder of the software giant Oracle and also is the CEO of the same. The executive, supposedly a model for the “Iron Man” movie character Tony Stark, late last year attacked Hewlett Packard and its board for the abrupt and — he said — unfair sacking of longtime friend Mark Hurd. Ellison then hired him. Ellison also is an all-rounder person with a great set of other capabilities like in Sports last year Ellison won the yachting’s America’s Cup. The current net worth of the Ellison is around $ 39.5 Million.

6. Lakshmi Mittal:

An Indian resident Lakshmi Mittal who is currently a London based tycoon who currently is an age of 60 years and owns the World’s largest steel manufacturer and also in the year 2005 he spent $10 million to promote sporting talent and encourage potential Olympians in his homeland. Also, this person helped many poor people in not only India but also in London by donating money to many institutions which helped the poor. The current net worth of the Lakshmi Mittal is $ 31.1 million and the main source of income is Steel.


7. Amancio Ortega


Amancio Ortega is basically from Spain and the main source of income is the retail and currently has a net worth of $ 31 billion. Currently, Amancio Ortega is at an age of 74 years and started the clothing business in the late 1960s and started off making dressing gowns in his garage in La Coruna and then at a later stage he started his own company of Zara fashion and is the Chairman of the company.

8. Eike Batista


Leaving behind Amancio Ortega, Eike Batista interest lies in the mining as well as in the Oil and also really struggled hard to end up succeeding in Life as he came from the shadows of the well-known father Batista said that he wants none less than being the richest man on earth. Everything about the 53-year-old — from the Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren sports car he keeps as decoration in his parlor to the “X” in the name of all his companies that represents wealth multiplication screams of unashamed ambition. He has a burning ambition to transform Rio into a modern, thriving city. Just before Rio was awarded the 2016 Olympic Games, he bought up a nearby marina that will be a hub of the games within a timed deal.

9. Mukesh Ambani:


Indian Giant, Mukesh Ambani who is a Chemical Engineer by profession and is currently is having an age of 53 years has dropped out of an MBA program which was conducted by the Stanford University and joined the company Reliance in the year 1981. Recently at the time of recession when the Prime Minister stated about the big fatty pay outs to the top bosses of the most of the companies, the Chairman of Reliance Industries Limited has announced the pay out to himself to a whopping 2/3^rd of his total salary. Currently, Mukesh Ambani the the Chairman of Reliance Industries and also has made a house of worth $1 billion named Antilla which is of a height of 27 storeys. Mukesh Ambani also has an elder brother who is named as Anil Ambani who too is a big business tycoon. The area of trade for Mukesh Ambani is the Retail, financial services with DE Shaw, Oil and Gas. The current net worth of Mukesh Ambani is the $27 billion.
10. Christy Walton and family

The tenth most richest person on Earth who is named as the Christy Walton is the widow of the John Walton has the son named Sam Walton who owns and operates the Retail King giant Wal Mart. Wal Mart was basically first built in the single dime store in the Arkansas and has now become the World’s largest retailer all across the World with its presence directly or in directly all across the World.

FOR WOMEN ONLY!..How Get Your Crush to See You As a Sexual Being..

Can't crack your crush? If your dream guy/co-worker/guy friend still can't see you for the sexy minx you are, consider the following eight tips to turn things around,Fingers crossed, you'll be out of the cursed friend zone ASAP. 

 Touch Yourself

Before you start pawing him, "touch your own body, like your collarbone if you have a necklace on, or your finger to your lips," Slotnick suggests. These are subtle flirty body language moves that show an openness and sensuality, establishing you as a sexual being.

Sex Up Your Style

Sex up what you're wearing, says Slotnick. No one's suggesting you bust out fishnets and a garter belt or anything, but some dipping necklines, bare shoulders, skinny jeans, bright lipstick, or whatever you feel sexiest in, couldn't hurt when you're around him.

It's in the Eyes

"Communicate with your eyes. "Have short, direct eye contact, but then look away, as if it's a game of tag." Slotnick also says to not "be afraid to face him and look him in the eye." Also: "A certain raised eyebrow with it can be very sexy."

Sexy See, Sexy Do

Waiting around for your crush to notice you doesn't always pay-off. "Sometimes if you have a hook-up or a fling who isn't him, it makes you exude sexuality a little more, and he'll see that. But watch who you're getting frisky with: "Don't hook up with his friends! There is a "bro code", warns Slotnick. "If you're all in a group of friends and you've hooked up with one of his other friends, he may have to wait six months or so to even go there with you."

Get Him Alone

"Try to maneuver for time one-on-one. "Because you're ending up in a group with him or it's because you work with him, he's not getting that alone time to really get to know you and notice you."

 

Talk Sexy, But Not Dirty

"Picking topics of conversation that are a little more flirty or sexy helps. "If you normally talk about work or family or boring stuff, you might want to talk about a fun travel thing or something you do in your leisure time."

Hit the Gym

It has nothing to do with skinny girls getting the guy. There's an added bonus to hitting the gym: "You exude a certain confidence. "You just feel better, and it shows."

Don't Rush

"You definitely don't want to sleep with the guy right away to get his attention and you don't want to be too overtly sexual. who says putting it all out there too soon can jeopardize the shot at a real connection. Another warning: "Don't talk about people that you're dating or ask him about people that he's dating. He may be happy to share with you, but it doesn't make him think about you in a romantic or sexy way." Noted!

Hope this helps..have a  STEAMY and COLLABOSIUS weekend...winked.

Yours' ESTASIC

The BISHOP

SHOWER SEX....Uchhh...Ummmhn.

Today I realized just how incredibly compatible D. and I are. No, it's not because we can make each other laugh so hard we cry. And it's not because we both value the same traits in a partner: ambition, loyalty, spontaneity, and a love of really good food. And it's not even because we get along with each other's friends and family so well. Nope, I realized that we're made for each other because we fit together perfectly in the Frisky Floor Show position. Sigh. If that's not the basis for a lifelong relationship then I don't know what is.

We got it on in the shower, and D.’s hands were immediately all over me. He pushed me up against the wall—hot!—and kissed my neck. Oh. My. God. Neck kisses have the ability to make me go from ehh-not-really-into-it to need-sex-right-now. I reached down, grabbed his junk and started to give him a hand job with a dollop of conditioner. (Try it if you never have.)

D. turned me around and I bent over. The shower is actually the ideal place for the Frisky Floor Show. If you aren't flexible enough to get your hands on the ground (which I am, thankyouverymuch), you can rest them on the edge of the tub.

D. entered me from behind in one quick motion. I loved the position because of the deep penetration. I assumed that in this pose, the guy would be in total control, but I quickly found that the farther I leaned over, the deeper he could get. And if I felt like he was thrusting too deeply, I could adjust my stance so that I wasn’t bent over so far and the thrusting was suddenly shallower. I also realized it was a good way to slow him down. When he was close to coming, but I wasn’t there yet? I just moved my hands from the shower floor to the edge of the tub.

When I was close, I put my hands back on the floor, D. thrust deeply a few times and I finished. (Now what was that again about researchers claiming that the G-spot doesn't exist? Guess those scientists never did the Frisky Floor Show.)

D. climaxed right after me and, in typical fashion, just said wow over and over again. I have this theory with guys that the shorter their sentences when describing a hook-up, the more memorable it was. But I pressed him for more and he said that the view was the best part of it. Which, of course was a nice ego boost and made me want to do it again.

Do you find the shower a hard place to get it on? What other positions do you think work well here?

Hope you had a STEAMY EASTER celebration....cos mine was TOO hot...winked.

Best regards

The BISHOP